not so amazing fact about BradM
 

BradM (5:06 PM) :
Im undersexed.

:Graucho

Brandon (1:57 PM) :
so yknow how i live in myrtle beach and shit.. so fuck one time i was like i should fuck a turtle cause it rymes

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Where is this thread going?

I love myrtle beach - family has a condo there on the beach, I try to make it down for a golf game once a year atleast. Big ups on a smart place to live (other then all the old folks) brandon.

you're both homos

It's "your". Oh, wait. No it isn't. :Graucho

Nice place, indeed. I haven't gone in almost 2 years now. :( I played golf there as well and may be going in April again. :thumbsup

What courses did you play?

yea, in my single days this was the fucking spot. tourist girls= easy prey

the old folks arent so bad once you learn the back roads to avoid them in traffic

next time you come down, lmk. ill hook ya up with some free golf passes. we get them all the time from every course here pretty much.

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i've gotten so much shit about that from this board that i always make sure now:1orglaugh

i close my eyes and think about girls while hes doing it :Graucho :Graucho

I'm so used to seeing it here that I the correct way is starting to look wrong. :1orglaugh

I go for a week in march every year (usually the last week), but I'll swing some more time coming up and let you know

perfect time for golf

you would think with all the free golf i get that i would be a pro, i fuckin stink.

i guess its the booze. eather way, let me know and ill get you set up with some passes to the best shit here.

Do you play the same courses or new ones each time?

depends on who im going with. if im going with the guys we go to wicked stick. the manager there smokes with me, so we can pretty much get away with murder. the course isnt the best on the beach, but we can pretty much do anything we want (yes we have had head ons with golf carts)

now, biz related golf we normally eather do the grand dad or the dunes. both are very impressive courses. the grand dad serves you potato soup on the 3rd hole and the carts are rolls royces.

the dunes has to be by far the hardest course, and also the best designed in myrtle beach imho. kinda costly if you dont live here, but again i play for free

so, it really all depends. ofcourse ill go play just about anywhere so long as i get outta the house and away from this computer.

He won't get any from Punker Barbie because she's taken but he has a school boy crush!

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We're friends dood.