God FUCKING Damnit!!!!!!!!!!
 

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i fucking hate it when a chick calls me and doesnt leave her contact info. fuck. i just got a message on my cell from a chick

"hey, i'm home, call me"

i have no fucking clue who it is. the number is restricted so i can't call back, and theres 2 different ladies i havent talked to in a while that it could be, but i risk an embarassing call if i call and its not one of them.

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:(

my lesson to you all: only hang out with one woman at a time:(

Amateur.:ugone2far

just call them both man.

Don't be a poontang ...

:2 cents:

:321GFY

i want my backhair shaver back now

:thumbsup

problem is that i let both the ladies go away slowly without calling them for a reason:( so now if i call the wrong one, she may think i'm still interested

A true pimp doesn't need to call back a girl :)
WG

Check your cell phone bill. the number should show up with the time of the call.

Im still using it. Im knitting a blanket from your clippings so I can pretend im cuddling with you at night.:Graucho

only 2 possibles?


you're slipping man.... i'd expext at least 12 from a player like you

i aint no pimp, i'm just a man that too many ladies love:Graucho

That was me that called you! :Graucho

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

bro

i swear i'm getting old or some shit, this is killing me:(

or maybe its the recession. either way i will have to do some double-time clubbing this weekend to get my shit back on track

hey nowwwwwwwwwww:Graucho

tell me when stewie leaves so we can continue our phone sex without him breathing heavy on the other line:thumbsup

see my email about hawgcash?

come on now... you asked for his heavy breathing last time.:Graucho

saw it now,:thumbsup

i believe it.:1orglaugh

I know what you feel. I have experienced that too.

Damn straight!!! ... and he still owes me $128.50 in per-minute charges!! :feels-hot

Wow, a papa bear blanket! :Graucho

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you will have to shave all the hairs off my back and asscheeks before i pay that phonesex charge!!!

What kind of scam is this??? Besides, it seems GiantGnome has already shaved you twink-style...

GiantGnome wants to pet my furry gerbil

While it's still inside you??? :eek2