Why do sales stats vary so much, week-by-week
 

I mean, one week is awesome, the other gets you much less. Explanations?

Its unexplanable! Its just the way it is.

cuz you're gay

Ive been trying to figure that out since the late 90's. It drives me nuts because I tend to over analyze.

One solution I imagine is if you have bad weeks every other week checks stats twice a month :1orglaugh