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Shoehorn! 11-03-2004 05:40 PM

Hawaii is the safest US state
 
Hawaii is practically invincible. For one, most foreigners don't even know it's part of the US, if they even know that it exists. Second, it is the largest military installation in the country. Third, we have nothing of real value that any other nation would want (don't say what about Japan, if you know your history you'll know why they wanted Hawaii, plus this place is practically Japan part 2 anyway). And third, I like pie.

Gynecologist 11-03-2004 05:41 PM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
Hawaii is practically invincible. For one, most foreigners don't even know it's part of the US, if they even know that it exists. Second, it is the largest military installation in the country. Third, we have nothing of real value that any other nation would want (don't say what about Japan, if you know your history you'll know why they wanted Hawaii, plus this place is practically Japan part 2 anyway). And third, I like pie.
Just dont paddle out during a tournament :)

Shoehorn! 11-03-2004 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by Gynecologist
Just dont paddle out during a tournament :)
:1orglaugh

WhoGivesaShit 11-03-2004 05:44 PM

what happened to the volcano?

Shoehorn! 11-03-2004 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by WhoGivesaShit
what happened to the volcano?
What volcano? The one on the Big Island is active, its erupting right now, and has been for years. Plus I am talking invasions, wars, stuff like that, not getting beat up by locals or getting hit by a falling coconut. :2 cents:

Amputate Your Head 11-03-2004 05:48 PM

I got stung by a bee on the beach last year.

Shoehorn! 11-03-2004 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I got stung by a bee on the beach last year.
The beach can be dangerous. I always burn my feet walking in the sand. :helpme

johnnyhey 11-03-2004 05:57 PM

dick cheney was just there, said something about a second pearl harbor. what a fucking tool.

http://candydreams.com/susan_skye/su...e_door052m.jpg

Shoehorn! 11-03-2004 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by johnnyhey
dick cheney was just there, said something about a second pearl harbor. what a fucking tool.

Tell me you're joking. There won't ever be another Pearl Harbor. A big part of Pearl Harbor going down the way it did was logistics, another Pearl Harbor type attack is nearly impossible in this country. :2 cents:

Amputate Your Head 11-03-2004 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
The beach can be dangerous. I always burn my feet walking in the sand. :helpme
i hear ya.... that sand gets mighty hot. One must always be alert for such hazards.

Shoehorn! 11-03-2004 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
i hear ya.... that sand gets mighty hot. One must always be alert for such hazards.
:thumbsup

CamChicks 11-03-2004 06:05 PM

well.. hypothetically... if an enemy wanted to use bio-terrorism against the USA, while reducing the possibility of a contagion spreading to friendly/neutral non-intended targets, Hawaii would be the ideal place to unleash a germ. :winkwink:

Shoehorn! 11-03-2004 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by CamChicks
well.. hypothetically... if an enemy wanted to use bio-terrorism against the USA, while reducing the possibility of a contagion spreading to friendly/neutral non-intended targets, Hawaii would be the ideal place to unleash a germ. :winkwink:
HAHA, you do have a point there. :)

johnnyhey 11-03-2004 06:11 PM

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Tell me you're joking. There won't ever be another Pearl Harbor. A big part of Pearl Harbor going down the way it did was logistics, another Pearl Harbor type attack is nearly impossible in this country
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6380124/

Shoehorn! 11-03-2004 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by johnnyhey
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6380124/
I don't think he meant there would be a second Pearl Harbor.

... 11-03-2004 06:17 PM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
Hawaii is practically invincible. For one, most foreigners don't even know it's part of the US, if they even know that it exists. Second, it is the largest military installation in the country. Third, we have nothing of real value that any other nation would want (don't say what about Japan, if you know your history you'll know why they wanted Hawaii, plus this place is practically Japan part 2 anyway). And third, I like pie.
And what about the mokes on Kuhio Street after dark?

nofx 11-03-2004 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by CamChicks
well.. hypothetically... if an enemy wanted to use bio-terrorism against the USA, while reducing the possibility of a contagion spreading to friendly/neutral non-intended targets, Hawaii would be the ideal place to unleash a germ. :winkwink:
:thumbsup

ShellyCrash 11-03-2004 06:24 PM

If I had to flee the country- I would go to samoa.

Samoans are the nicest people I've ever known. :thumbsup

Anthony_A 11-03-2004 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by Gynecologist
Just dont paddle out during a tournament :)
You FUCKING ROCK!

:thumbsup :thumbsup

Shoehorn! 11-03-2004 06:29 PM

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Originally posted by ...
And what about the mokes on Kuhio Street after dark?
I usually cross the street and walk real fast past them. I prefer Kalakaua though, less degenerates.

reynold 11-04-2004 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
Hawaii is practically invincible. For one, most foreigners don't even know it's part of the US, if they even know that it exists. Second, it is the largest military installation in the country. Third, we have nothing of real value that any other nation would want (don't say what about Japan, if you know your history you'll know why they wanted Hawaii, plus this place is practically Japan part 2 anyway). And third, I like pie.
Hawaii? maybe ,maybe not.

Jakke PNG 11-04-2004 01:59 PM

I'd assume Alaska is pretty safe too. unless them damn dirty iraqis attack it for the oil, and salmon.

Alky 11-04-2004 02:01 PM

hawaii is in range of north korea .. ok good luck there...

Rich 11-04-2004 02:10 PM

I wouldn't want to be there when the war with China starts. :2 cents:

Playful_Lady 11-04-2004 02:17 PM

I've never been there, but I would like go though.

loverboy 11-04-2004 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by Alky
hawaii is in range of north korea .. ok good luck there...
are we expecting a US led attack soon?

Rich 11-04-2004 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by loverboy
are we expecting a US led attack soon?
What places do you think they're going to start wars with? Cuba, Iran, Venezuela, and Columbia will only take so long. Don't forget, the neo cons have 4 full years in complete power, and tens of millions of healthy draft aged Americans. You're betting on peace?

loverboy 11-04-2004 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by Rich
What places do you think they're going to start wars with? Cuba, Iran, Venezuela, and Columbia will only take so long. Don't forget, the neo cons have 4 full years in complete power, and tens of millions of healthy draft aged Americans. You're betting on peace?
damn, i should be then moving out of Asia soon
:helpme

Rich 11-04-2004 03:01 PM

http://www.newamericancentury.org

Ask them yourself.

onlyreal 11-04-2004 03:14 PM

haha it is much worse than america

maybe oz is a good choice


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Originally posted by loverboy
damn, i should be then moving out of Asia soon
:helpme


OzMan 11-04-2004 03:23 PM

The biggest hazard in Hawaii is friction burn from tight Asian pussy :)

VeriSexy 11-04-2004 03:24 PM

Lot's of hot Japanese girls are there :Graucho :glugglug


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