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malakajoe 11-02-2004 12:22 PM

Is masturbating cheating?
 
If you masturbate say 4 times a day (like I do) and have a girlfriend or wife...is this cheating on them?

:helpme

Marcus Aurelius 11-02-2004 12:24 PM

If it keeps you from having a normal relationship then yeah it is.

SmutGiant 11-02-2004 12:25 PM

No, but my ex actually used to get pissed when I jerked off LOL. I guess she felt like she wasn't fulfilling her duties.

ytcracker 11-02-2004 12:25 PM

sometimes u gotta just do yourself
my wife and i agree

Hal 11-02-2004 12:25 PM

leaving the table for sandwiches during a meal doesn't reflect well on the cook

Platinumpimp 11-02-2004 12:26 PM

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malakajoe 11-02-2004 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
If it keeps you from having a normal relationship then yeah it is.
If I cut down to 3 times a day, would it be better?

SexyScribe 11-02-2004 12:28 PM

Don't you guys ever get carpal tunnel syndrome, or something? LOL

malakajoe 11-02-2004 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SexyScribe
Don't you guys ever get carpal tunnel syndrome, or something? LOL
Already have had 6 surgeries. No biggie.

Head 11-02-2004 12:31 PM

You got to be kidding!

SexyScribe 11-02-2004 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by malakajoe
Already have had 6 surgeries. No biggie.
:1orglaugh

TheLegacy 11-02-2004 12:32 PM

your only cheating on the hand that you normally use

NinjaSteve 11-02-2004 12:35 PM

It's only cheating if you do it 6 times a day

sickkittens 11-02-2004 12:36 PM

I can't count the times where my gf had wished that I had already done it earlier in the day. :1orglaugh

Basic_man 11-02-2004 12:38 PM

4 times a day? WTF?

Yeah It's cheating.. once in a while isn't :Graucho

smack 11-02-2004 12:38 PM

no masterbating is just quality time with yourself

boner 2.0 11-02-2004 12:39 PM

Take insurance for your hand :2 cents:

Missy 11-02-2004 12:42 PM

Your girlfriend masturbates all the time... why shouldn't you???

malakajoe 11-02-2004 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NinjaSteve
It's only cheating if you do it 6 times a day
Whew! Thanks for clearing it up man.

I feel better now.

malakajoe 11-02-2004 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Missy
Your girlfriend masturbates all the time... why shouldn't you???
SHE WHAT!?!?! WTF!?!? She better not!!

And how do you know? Have you helped?
:Graucho

malakajoe 11-02-2004 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boner 2.0
Take insurance for your hand :2 cents:
Do they have that? That would be perfect!!

EvilMichelle 11-02-2004 12:48 PM

No way man! Do what you gotta do! Better that than fulfilling your needs some other way!

Missy 11-02-2004 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by malakajoe
SHE WHAT!?!?! WTF!?!? She better not!!

And how do you know? Have you helped?
:Graucho

No, I don't know for sure. I was only assuming based on who her boyfriend is.

Corleone 11-02-2004 12:51 PM

no

malakajoe 11-02-2004 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Missy
No, I don't know for sure. I was only assuming based on who her boyfriend is.
Ok..got me there.

Sagitta 11-02-2004 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
If it keeps you from having a normal relationship then yeah it is.
Agreed.

Holly 11-02-2004 02:34 PM

Yes. Quit touching your pee-pee. It will also cause problems with your vision.

Black Dog 11-02-2004 02:40 PM

If masturbating is cheating then I am the most unfaithful husband ever. :)

B

SpikeHeel 11-02-2004 02:57 PM

No it is not. It is self explanatory. Got it?

malakajoe 11-02-2004 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
Yes. Quit touching your pee-pee. It will also cause problems with your vision.
My vision is fine. But now if I could only get rid of this hair on my palm.


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