Republicans Urging Minorities to Vote on November 3rd
 

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MIAMI, FL?With the knowledge that the minority vote will be crucial in the upcoming presidential election, Republican Party officials are urging blacks, Hispanics, and other minorities to make their presence felt at the polls on Wednesday, Nov. 3.
Monreal urges black community members to hit the polls next Wednesday.
Above: Monreal urges black community members to hit the polls next Wednesday.

"Minority voters should make their unique voices heard, especially the African-American voting bloc, which is always a major factor in every election," said Florida Republican Party voter-drive organizer Mark Monreal, as he handed out flyers at a community center in the mostly black Miami neighborhood of South Farms. "That's why we put up hundreds of brightly colored banners featuring Martin Luther King Jr. and the 'Vote November 3' reminder. We needed to make sure they know when we want them at polling places."

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Bahahahaha... Nov 3rd.

The only funny part is that there are people that believe this is a real news story.

isnt that fucked up and they talk about our freedoms here. Its too funny lol.