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Love Brokers 11-01-2004 12:29 AM

Do you know why you are lucky you were not conceived as an egg?
 
1. You get laid only once in life.

2. It takes you four minutes to get hard.

3. You cum in a special box with 12 others.

4. The only person who will sit on your face is your mother! :1orglaugh

Marcus Aurelius 11-01-2004 12:57 AM

I dont get it.

Webmaster_Logic 11-01-2004 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
I dont get it.
come on now :1orglaugh

Marcus Aurelius 11-01-2004 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Webmaster_Logic
come on now :1orglaugh
seriously. what am I missing. :Graucho

I was an egg at conception, partly...and none of these things happened. Now if I were hatched...then that shit would be funny. but conceived as an egg. I was. Thus...I dont get it.

reynold 11-02-2004 01:39 PM

yeah. and those are the reason why it's better to be human pal.


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