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fusionx 10-31-2004 10:21 PM

I bought $20 worth of candy...
 
and not one trick or treater came to my door tonight.

I'm gonna get fat.

Well, fatter.

I saw something that I thought was odd.. people in my townhouse complex were putting their kids in cars with their candy bags and baskets, etc..

This is an upper middle class neighborhood, mostly professionals, and people are driving their kids somewhere else?

ahh well.. who wants an Almond Joy?

brizzad 10-31-2004 10:22 PM

same thing happened to me

we have a huge bowl full of m&ms and 3 musketeers - nobody came :(

chromium 10-31-2004 10:24 PM

I had 54 kids at my door. Glad I had not run out.

broke 10-31-2004 10:25 PM

I had 2 doorbell rings and 4 kids...

WTF am I going to do with all this candy?

boner 2.0 10-31-2004 10:25 PM

Same here... I made 75 bags of Belge chocolat, I gave 3 of them. I'm stuck with 100$ of chocolat :Graucho

MrJackMeHoff 10-31-2004 10:28 PM

Im taking the golf cart out to throw candy at kids. (its only 7pm here)

Jeff aka NIGHTfall 10-31-2004 10:39 PM

last year we didnt buy enough candy and had around 100 kids knock at our door.... this year we decided we are gunna be very ready, and we had 12 kids ( 3 groups) come to our door... wtf

psyko514 10-31-2004 10:42 PM

i'm gonna head out tomorrow and buy me some half-priced candy :D

Spunky 10-31-2004 10:43 PM

I sent out the shepards to chew on those freeloaders..spent 0 $:glugglug I'm not Jewish btw

pornguy 10-31-2004 10:44 PM

oh man. Im so sorry!
We went on a winery tour today and totally forgot about trick or treat, so we didn't buy anything. And we had a million kids knocking on our doors.
We gave them Starlight mints... the only thing we had at home

mardigras 10-31-2004 10:45 PM

We never have that many trick-or-treaters. I just buy a bag of something I like but won't pig out on.:glugglug

iownthefrench 10-31-2004 10:46 PM

odd, I had my house completely dark and still had 500% more kids than you. :D have fun eating all that garbage lolol

Spunky 10-31-2004 10:48 PM

I had a bag of frozen peas and a sign stating "I have no fuckin candy..eat your vegatables" at the front door

mardigras 10-31-2004 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
i'm gonna head out tomorrow and buy me some half-priced candy :D
Why? I bet you have plenty of friends and family who would be happy for you to take some off their hands:Graucho

Giorgio_Xo 10-31-2004 10:50 PM

I've had three kids show up in 10 years.

mardigras 10-31-2004 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Giorgio_Xo
I've had three kids show up in 10 years.
Bad reputation or bad location?:winkwink:

Intrigue 10-31-2004 10:57 PM

a shitload of candy, and not EVEN 1 of our neighbours 3 kids, or anyone :(

buddyjuf 10-31-2004 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
i'm gonna head out tomorrow and buy me some half-priced candy :D
halloween boxing day?! :1orglaugh

reynold 11-02-2004 12:39 PM

I say that is a lot of candy. and too bad.

VeriSexy 11-02-2004 12:41 PM

:1orglaugh Same thing happened to us, not one single kid. I guess it's too dangerous these days :(

fusionx 11-02-2004 12:41 PM

I'll bring it to the office and let everyone pig on it..

SpikeHeel 11-02-2004 03:17 PM

Candies can make ruin your teeth. I hope you take it as often as possible.


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