spam me with ways to kill myself.
 

note: I don't like guns or a lot of blood. thanks

Man... scary.

Dude... really. You live in A2? How bad could it be?

throw yourself off a bridge
mass xanax
mass oxycontins
hang yourself
plastic bag over the head

best of luck, take pics if you can :1orglaugh

I actually like in Ypsilanti now. the college ghetto of America. and yeah, it is bad :(

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....=manly_suicide

The only way.

Do that at home somewhere else well away from this forum. If you want to do that type of shit dont tell anyone cause if you tell we all know you are just a fuckin poser full of shit. So get over it

Why are you giving people information about which they can do nothing?

I realise that death is not always the enemy and people sometimes really want to die; but, on a message board, you're asking for methods?

Hell, we live on the info highway. I'm quite sure the information could have been found, without involving others.

Suicide is about being apart from society, not bringing society into your loneliness.

Run. Don't walk to your nearest therapist and get help. Seriously.

Just come through it. Life is good, probably not now but there will be always tomorrow. It's gonna be better...

I cant give you any ways to die , but i can give you plenty of reasons to live..


But i will start off with a suggestion.

If you were indeed that disillusioned with living, that you are considering death, please make sure you dont wreck any of your organs that could go to someone who really does want to live.


Ok now for the reasons to live..

SEX !!!!! theres no sex after death and that sucks ass..
Great food !!!! theres no good food after death , they make you eat pumpkin seeds forever
OSAMA BIN LADEN .!!! as if you dont want to live long enough to see if they capture him..


See if john tittor was right John Tittor http://www.johntitor.com/ :Graucho


If your really that upset , please tell us why you have come to this decision so that we can offer solutions to your problems..

You live in an upscale area so im assuming its not about money ??

hey man, not funny, check into the ER and talk to a psyche counselor

Smokey, you trying to ruin all our fun? i mean shit, GFY only got 9 outta the last 12 people to actually kill themselves... lets not add any negitave points here:2 cents:

I you don't like where you live move and if you can't afford to move get a job and then move...

smoke yourself to death

Rip off your crack dealer :321GFY

I'm just fucking down thats all. Credit card debt, not starting capital for this biz..i mean fuck, I do tons of research and read anything I can get my hands on, but i'm always playing catch up finacially. I'm stuck in a shit hole town and i'm going nowhere. blah blah blah..

my good friend committed suicide this week....i'm going to his funerals today.

if you need some inspiration, try hara-kiri...that's how he did it.. :(


tonight will be a rough one... :( :(

dude shut the fuck up.. no one gives 2 fucks about your life here.. you are just after attention, you pussy, the thought of really killing yourself never crossed your mind, you just want our pitty... you came to the wrong place... we are assholes... you want positive attention to feel the love you never got before, so go to another forum,



* i see a future livejurnal case here...*

Im hearing the world's smallest violin playing in the background. seriously get yourself some help. i mean PROFESSIONAL help, not GFY help.

not being able to break into this biz is not reason for suicide. credit card debt is not a reason for suicide (file bankruptcy man). living in a hithole town is no reason to kill yourself. MOVE :2 cents:

try a maddox method
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....=manly_suicide

Take a trip to Israel :Graucho

Down is one thing. We've all been there at some point in our lives.

Considering suicide is quite another story....and then announcing it on a message board....

Explain tons of research. Have you built anything? Taken it to a board and asked for a critique?

Welcome to the real world...everyone plays catch up....or most.

Think like you're losing, you will lose.

learn some yoga, when you learn how to stop breathing and stop heart pumping, by that time you will face death and know how to deal with it

attention whore...

Suicide is not something that you should be talking about lightly.:321GFY