I Was The Laziest Kid In The History Of Halloween
 

5 straight years going out as a 'bum'. pretty much the forerunner of the grunge movement. i can't remember ever having a bought store costume or doing anything but putting some dirt on my face and ripped pants. except one year i wanted to go out as Snoopy but of course i was too lazy to plan how i would make a Snoopy costume or ask somebody to buy me one - so half hour before trick or treat time i found a styrofoam coffee cup, put an elastic through it and made the end of it black with magic marker. that was my Snoopy costume, a kid walking around with a styrofoam coffee cup over his nose.

thank you and Happy Halloween

i wanted to go out as ----> http://www.wantongirls.com/watermelon.gif - but bowed to political pressure and the threat of my father's belt.

Yeah well Im a clutz. Every halloween at the friend's before parties I would spill the hot chocolate at the kitchen table. Happened about 3 halloween's in a row.

I used to do the bum thing, too. Just grab one of my dad's old shirts and filth it up by rolling around in the yard for a bit.