If i had sex with your woman...
 

...would she ever go back to you after having a taste of heaven?

Probably not. Hands off. :321GFY

Dunno but I may cut a piece of your so called heaven :Graucho

:(

how about a little dry humping?

My girl wouldn't have sex with you in the first time

does she not have a vagina, and a heart? then how could the temptaion of my lusty loins elude her?

OK, but this time I am on top. No exceptions.

The art of mowing some ones else lawn starts in the front yard, using reel mower will possible get you into the back yard, but I would suggest a ride on! :1orglaugh

P.S. Dont bother with two strokes!

:1orglaugh

Izzz, I'm right over the GWB. How about you come out here, do my woman, I film it and then if she doesn't come back to me, at least I have the tape to whack off to. :1orglaugh

http://sexwithmartians.com/index.html

WTF? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

PS - you should be warned. She is a filthy Red Sox fan!

:1orglaugh you think your all that lol

If, i had women and she slept with you i would not take the slut back....:BangBang:

:1orglaugh

its a deal. what time will she be ready by?

now thats hot!!!!!!

:1orglaugh

Clever too. And in a weird way erotic.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

If you had sex with my woman and I caught you, you'd have 2 less balls. The good news is that I'd put them in a nice frame for you!

if you'd have sex with my woman, she would probably never come back :(

omg and I bet in converts like a mofo :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I wish I'd never been probed. And the implant they stuck in my brain keeps receiving French radio stations...

Why do you think losing your virgintiy would be like a taste of heaven for her?

You're late for our date, Izzy... Chopchop

a real man wouldn't care if she came back, just as long as you take over the payments

Depends.. but I know one thing, I'd beat you with a crow bar Izzy!!! Kisses!!! :Graucho