REVENGE!!! My Revenge Upon You All!!!!!
 

I shall render you immobile.

I shall see to it your work schedules are interrupted.

I shall see you writhing on the floor in sheer agony!

I shall see your websites collapse from neglect!

I shall see your households uprooted and your families in tears!

I shall achieve this with but one gesture. With but one website link:

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

I DARE any man, woman or child to read through this entire website and deny laughing their asses off.

Ha!!! I KNEW it! I knew that website was too funny for you!

Muahahahaaaaaa!

Yessss!!!!

It smells up in here.


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