There is this chick sleeping in my bed
 

And I want her out...:feels-hot

What is the nicest way to wake her up and send her packing?

give her my address

Finger her anus and forget the lube :2 cents:

kick her in the teeth

Makingcoin has wanted me to leave for weeks now, but I am not going anywhere:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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Hit her in the face

Had that problem before ... there's really no easy way to do it.

You could fake an 'emergency', but that might be pushing it.

-p

Never really worked for me, got married twice with this one... Better to just kick her in the teeth.

How about if I put all clocks in my house like 3 hours ahead and wake her up with jus and croissants?
Or should I still just kick her in the teeth?

hmmm
glad to see I'm not the only one who's up that early ;)

Damn, I'm still drunk, everyone's asleep...

My life sucks.. :(

lol

jab her with a red hot poker

Its gonna get worse for you Nylz. I just send her your way...:Graucho

sleep on the couch man, it's just a night, and it's gone :)

it's a lady damn, show some respect!

Wake her up, and say you've got visitors comming over.

Call your dad and tell him, "Mom needs a ride home again."
















j/k- you know someone had to do it. :Graucho

After thinking.. your right, she can like it so it doesnt help him hehe.

Kick her in the teeth it's fucking painful :2 cents:

fart in her face

hmmmmm

well, just gonna check her out, if she's ugly, ross can have her ;)

you drugged her a bit too heavily obviously. go re-read Date Rape for Dummies.

wake her up then casually tell her that your wife is comming a little later:)

ya, jamming your thumb up their ass usually works.

put on the GOD channel really loud and sit on your sofa shouting along and praising the lord.

she wont stop long

poke her with your pecker :-) sloooowwly

lol maybe thats a bit extreme :1orglaugh

Just stand there naked reading the Wall Street Journal, and when she wakes up and sees you standing there tell her that you need her to drive to Montana.

Tell her that the marriage isn't working out and you want to divorce her

masturbate and cum on her face while she have her mouth open
its funny to see her making bubble with your sperm while she's sleeping:Graucho

She is gone now...
:firehair

Strap on a 12 inch dildo and come in with a pound of butter and say it's butt fuck time

use the three lil words

I have aids

Sorry To hear that, id better go get tested then...... Why o why did this thread not have pics, i mean, we could have judged whether kicking her out was a good idea then......

just tell her u have to leave.

Yeah, what he said. In the first place, if you're sleeping with 'chicks' you don't want in your house in the morning, you should maybe consider buying a toy or a gallon of lube or something, gets your rocks off without hurting someone else's feelings.

Second, you picked her up, you bought her home, fucking crawl back in, wake her up nicely, thank her for sleeping with your sorry ass and say goodbye without being a dick. It's about the least you owe.

gunna tell us how you got her out?

This thread was useless without pics anyway :Graucho :winkwink: :1orglaugh

I was wondering the same thing. :thumbsup

cum in her face during she sleep

Just be a man about it and tell her to leave...

I woke her up with jus and croissants and then basically tried to stare her out of my house...
She stayed for like 36 more hours.....:(

call 911

Oh I have some pics for you...They are just for you though....:Graucho

whatever happened to just waking her up and asking her to leave... fucking pussies :1orglaugh

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everytime i've had a one night stand, i usually woke THEM up by saying "hey..uh...you, wheres your bathroom?" (so i could puke :1orglaugh )

then i'd tell HIM that i had to go. :winkwink:
why any girl would wanna stay, is beyond me.
:glugglug

I was just about to say that ....nice ....that will get her moving ...:thumbsup

no shit.. I have told guys to just leave before.. they served their purpose.. and they overstayed their welcome. :thumbsup

kick her in the teeth...oh she went away already, ok chase her, grab her by the head - then kick her in the teeth

I love you PP :Graucho

right on! :1orglaugh :thumbsup