So Whats Your Cover For Telling People What You Do For A Living?
 

Just read the ynot article on protecting your identity.

Mine used to be web design. People wouldn't stop asking about what sites i've designed so I changed it to web hosting which no one understands. I guess average people are under the impression web pages just inexplicably exist, sort of like the oceans and the earth.

I have a legit mainstream business and I can actually host sites, register domains through the TUCOWS reseller channel, anti-spam (MX Logic) but I won't lie to you... I don't have any clients and I really don't care.

I peddle smut.

See sig

I tell them I am retired.

I wouldn't joke about it though, people who work with real retards have to get the retards to improve in some measurable way or they get canned.

I don't think GFY is getting any less retarded as the years move on. :1orglaugh

Cover? People don't ask me anymore, all I have to do is tell them that I'm a writer and they stfu.

I get my dick sucked for money

Or I do porno websites

I say im a business owner and if they ask what kind of business I say web related. usually I dont get asked any more questions after that.

Abortion doctor.

I tell them I'm a photographer, when they ask what I shoot I tell them porn. Never lie.

At a recent family gathering it was amazing to see the family gathering around one of my cousins and proudly congratulating him.

He's a Royal Marine Commando, specialising on special ops sniper, he's just returned from Iraq.

People I shoot walk away with a smile and cash. People he shoots don't.

I tell people that I am unemployed collect cans and live under a bridge, but one of the nicer bridges :winkwink:

I tell people that I'm into domain monetization.

i just say im independantly wealthy.

I've started saying "I do graphic design" and so far people just accept that and no one has ever followed up with a question to it.

I used to say "I do website design" but that usually opened up a hundred questions about what kind of websites, where do I get clients, what kind of websites, name one of the websites Ive worked on, etc

Who needs cover?

If you're embarrassed by what you do, find another job.

If you care what someone else's opinion is of how you put food on the table, you're an idiot.

If they have a negative opinion of what you do, fuck 'em, find someone else to talk to.

no cover. everyone in my family knows

Internet marketing, which basicly it really is.

well when you open up a business account at the bank and they ask you what you do, its probably not a good idea to say you work in porn.

i'm rich and unemployed.

Of course not...
But, I don't think this question was about banks though, but rather people you know in general... family/friends/neighbors/etc.. : )

Not a bad idea... people seem to understand graphic design as something simple.

Last christmas party I went to and dropped "web designer" some other guy was there who does web design as a side business. He was a total fucking idiot, thankfully... thought W3C was a programming language.

No cover, just tell itlike it is :thumbsup

Who said anything about being embarrased?

Maybe "I'm in porn" goes over good with the trailer trash crew you hang around with.

Try it with an IRS auditor or banking relationship manager and see what it gets you.

I remember last year when Bank Of America dropped silvercash's accounts once they found it they were in porn.

iBill / First Data / Forbes situation, anyone?