Holly Moly- TWO DATES - in one day - I haven't had any in 20 years ....!!!
 

I got TWO ...count 'em ... two dates today ...

HOLLY MOLLY !!!!

Actually , I've never been on "A" date ....lol

wow - any advice for mr. sexeducation knowlegde man?

two statutory rape charges to boot!

cute ...

fuck I'm serious man ...
I've got TWO DATES ... like two ...listen to me TWO .

I've never even had ONE ever ...

life goes on - interesting stuff ...

this is the best shit that could ever happen to someone recently seperated ...

fucking fucking wild - and they're both HOT ...

wild wild stuff...

I needed that - I was feeling very small if you know what I mean ...like no self-esteem....

What's his name?

FUCK ONE IS ONLY 16 !!!
She phoned back to confirm my pizza order.
lol ...no fucking thanx ....give me a woman that knows how to please ...


the other I was instantly chemically attracted to several months ago and has 5 kids ...


Instantly attacted to ... you know - if thats happened to you before - ya just know. Thats the date Iwill keep.

Yeah all the kiddies will be out for halloween.

yeah a lot of kids out for halloween
his chances has doubled

Oh and she is beautiful. Just beautiful.

Ya, but your hands don't count! as real dates?...........Do they?:winkwink:

20 years? I hope you're 20 years old.:)

Quit using my name in your threads and acting like it's an accident, fucknut. We've already been over this.


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So how did you hook up with your ex wife if you've never been on a date? Also, didn't you have any clue that the one date was underage?

You really are an idiot. On a board where every second person calls you a pedo you post this admitting she's underage. How's your foot feeling? :1orglaugh

attracted to her or her kids?

Believe what you want - I know the truth.
That allows me to post what ever t he f uck I want.
crystal?

I don't know.

I don't have all the answers to that situation - if I did it wouldn't be a situation - I guess.

The first date to the movies we ever had - my Mother was there - no lie.

Where did I state my opinion or beliefs about you being a pedo? I'm just pointing out that your foot is currently riddled with bullet holes and teeth marks. :1orglaugh

- "sexed, you're a pedo"

- "No, I'm not. By the way, did I mention that I nearly went on a date with a 16 year old? FUCK!"

:1orglaugh

suck my cock

Lens, I think its time to press that button :thumbsup

(https://gfy.com/showthread.php?threadid=379758)

I hope you will at least get laid :Graucho