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I am going to be rich $$$$$

I just got this email.

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DEAR FRIEND,
PERMIT ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. MY NAME IS DR. STEVE WILLIAMS THE REGIONAL MANAGER OF NATIONAL BANK OF ABUDHABI UNITED ARAB EMIRATES. I GOT YOUR CONTACT FROM AN INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS CONSULTANT.
THIS PROPOSAL IS COMING TO YOU IN GOOD FAITH. I AM A FORTY NINE (49) YEARS OLD MARRIED WITH TWO LOVELY KIDS.
I HAVE PACKAGED A FINANCIAL TRANSACTION THAT WILL BENEFIT YOU AND I, AND THIS IS A RISK FREE TRANSACTION. WITH MY POSITION IN THE BANK AND JOB OBLIGATIONS I DISCOVERED A CERTAIN SURPLUS WHICH HAVE BEEN THERE FOR YEARS AND WILL REMAIN THERE EVEN TILL THE END OF TIME. IT IS MY DUTY TO SEND IN A FINANCIAL REPORT OF OUR BRANCHES TO THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS. I DISCOVERED THAT MY BRANCH IN WHICH I AM THE MANAGER MADE THREE MILLION,UNITED STATES DOLLARS (US$3,000,000.00) WHICH MY HEAD OFFICE ARE NOT AWARE OF AND WILL NEVER BE AWARE OF. I HAVE PLACED THIS FUNDS ON WHAT WE CALL ESCROW CALL ACCOUNT WITH NO BENEFICIARY.
AS AN OFFICER OF THIS BANK I CANNOT BE DIRECTLY CONNECTED TO THIS MONEY, SO MY AIM OF CONTACTING YOU IS TO ASSIST ME RECEIVE THIS MONEY IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT AND GET 30% OF THE TOTAL FUNDS AS COMMISSION. THERE ARE PRACTICALLY NO RISK INVOLVED, IT WILL BE A BANK TO BANK TRANSFER. ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS ABSOLUTE SINCERITY AND TRANSPERANCY. I WILL PRESENT YOU AS THE BENEFICIARY TO THE DEPOSIT AND BACK IT WILL MY POSITION IN THE BANK AND THE HEAD OFFICE WILL ORDER THE TRANSFER OF THE FUND INTO YOUR STATED ACCOUNT.
IF YOU ACCEPT TO WORK WITH ME I WILL APPRECIATE IT VERY MUCH.
I WILL ALSO LIKE YOU TO CONFIRM TO ME THAT YOU HAVE ACCEPTED THE RATIO GIVEN TO YOU AS I KNOW THAT IT IS GENEROUS ENOUGH.
THANK YOU IN ADVANCE AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU.
SINCERELY YOURS,
DR. STEVE WILLIAMS

just put this line in your SPAM filter:

ABUDHABI UNITED ARAB EMIRATES

works like a charm :2 cents:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

He is "MARRIED WITH TWO LOVELY KIDS" ??? WTF!

Don't they have a Caps Lock button in the United Arab Emirates?

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Originally posted by Harmon
just put this line in your SPAM filter:

ABUDHABI UNITED ARAB EMIRATES

works like a charm :2 cents:

Damn dude you just ruined my best money maker...:Graucho

haha oh man that's funny!

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Originally posted by Basic_man
He is "MARRIED WITH TWO LOVELY KIDS" ??? WTF!

are michael jackson's ancestors nigerian?

Go go!!
Luck with you!!:) :winkwink:

wow lucky you :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh i wish i could get one of those

PLEASE PERMIT ME TO REPLY

i get those everyday before but right now, too bad, it goes to by trash directly. Thanks to Netscape, i don't have to deal with such scammers :1orglaugh

ok, good luck:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

did you get your money yet?

Nice one :1orglaugh You gotta love those spamers :1orglaugh

You lucky bastard :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh
thats a good one