I need a girl...
 

How would I go about doing this?
Can I order one online or what?

Who sale cheap girl?

I an hook you up with baddog's daughter's number.

She's hot.

i'm in.

So am I. I guess that's your cock I feel rubbing on mine. :thumbsup

No.
I just have a flashlight in my pocket.

DUBIOUS CASH

Dubios as in payouts, conversions, what? :Graucho

Gotta love the people too shallow to look beyond a company name. :winkwink:

http://www.alena-marriage-agency.com/

Russian mail-order brides. Fast, discreet shipping.

ROFL ... scam.com exposed the russian wife scam and they got hitbotted by russians like crazy.

The wife leave with all your money

go to some online dating sites and you'll find what you're looking for.

It's a joke brotha :1orglaugh

:thumbsup

Visit Turkey if you want to fuck a russian hooker for cheap
2 hours for 50 bucks
one whole night for 100 bucks

hotel? 20-30 bucks on average hotel (3 stars)
we also have ukranian, moldovan, romanian hookers workin there aswell.

if you found Moscow too dangerous or too cold, come here :1orglaugh

Can I pay by the minute?
I only have like 10 bucks to spend on sex.
And will they fuck on the street?
I don't have the kind of money required to rent out a hotel in Turkey.

great domain name, memorable :thumbsup

:thumbsup

Money of dubious origin, I presume...

There was a great movie about that a while back... An English banker set himself up with a mail-order bride; some time later her partners came to "visit". Soon they forced him to help rob his bank.

Anyone remember the name of it?

Yep.
Jim sells heroin to school children. That's how we get our money.

:glugglug