You KNOW you're in California when....
 

You know you're in Cali when...

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

4. Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.

5. You can't remember... is pot illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.

9. You can't remember... is pot illegal?

10. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.

12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the US.

13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You don't even notice.

14. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is into S&M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.

17. You can't remember... is pot illegal?

18. Its barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station
"STORM WATCH 2004."

19. You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Banks himself is teaching the 4:00pm Tae Bo class.

20. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy
with their cells or pagers.

21. it's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour
early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

22. Hey!!!! Is pot illegal????

23. Both you AND your dog have therapists.

24. The Terminator is your new governor.

Amen :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh that is all pretty acurate

:1orglaugh ROFL

:1orglaugh thats awesome

So true :1orglaugh

lol funny

Yeah....I lived in San Diego for 4 years, and L.A. for 8 years.... this stuff is so true, especially about L.A., that it just killed me
:1orglaugh

You for got to add
We smoke so much pot that we dont know, is it legal?

that was a good read :1orglaugh

oh man, that's what I was thinking...




PS: Is pot illegal?

So true if you live in Studio City.

very true.

pot is illegal?

cops here smoke weed.

judges here are pro-marijuana.

good place to live, but very expensive

anything under an ounce of weed is only a $100 fine here in California. :)

all of that is SO true....

i can't remember, is weed legal?

lol. yes.

lol

LOL :thumbsup
Cali rocks!

When you know you have left Cali


1. Your coworker has no body piercing and nothing but cottage cheese is visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't stand minority's.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation not talking about the weather.

4. Your child's 3rd grade teacher has blue hair, nose hair , and is named Ginny.

5. You can't remember... is incest illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two sisters and a dad is as the sperm donor.

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your weed is grown, and you can taste the difference between Michigan Rag weed and some Panama Red.

8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest opossum stew.

9. You can't remember... is incest illegal?

10. A really great parking space can is the whole county.

11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast, news paper presses, barber shop talk, tobacco spitting contests, family reunion orgy's.

12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon

13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. and you think rodeo must be in town.

14. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney is not george clooney....its the mayor.

15. Your car insurance covers your home too as it is mobile.

16. Your hairdresser is mom, your plumber is dad, the woman who delivers your mail is into grandma, and your Mary Kay rep is your uncle in drag and tyou are all only 15 years apart

17. You can't remember... is incest illegal?

18. Its barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station
"board up the trailers."

19. You have to leave the big company picnic early because Billy Banks himself is wrastlin the 4:00pm smackdown.

20. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy
helping Mom and Dad with homework.

21. it's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to gather and enjoy that fancy water like them there celebs drink.

22. Hey!!!! Is incest illegal????

23. Both you AND your dog have crabs.

24. The Terminator is your new tattoo.

3. and 13. are wrong tho
cos there is 25. You don't ride the bus!

No shit, who rides the bus?

Only reason I go to cali is for business that ground shaking bullshit just isn't right...

Spent the first 21 years of my life in a farming community outside Fresno. Can't stand to go back to visit my parents nor my sister in San Diego. people are so fucking into themselves it makes me sick.

Which one?

Good question... Its either "proud to be Visalia!" or "ok... so it was Hanford, shut up" hehe
Go Rangers

Are you from that area also?

Yup. Visalia. Interesting town

I lived in parlier for a while and have family in and around the Fresno area: dinuba, cutler :thumbsup

I would still love moving to California :)