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Donny 10-28-2004 09:35 AM

Commentary for Today's Update for DonnysGirls.com
 
Every day when I add a new model I'll write something about her. I never make shit up. Sometimes that policy of honesty results in something like this:

Fawn is still lazily sitting at home watching TV, with no goals in life. I wrote about this in the last set of photos I added of Fawn, back in April of this year. When I first met Fawn she wanted to pursue a career in the medical field. Now she just wants to have someone else support her so she can watch soap operas, Oprah, and Dr. Phil all day. I know this sounds rather funny, but it's true.

Basic_man 10-28-2004 09:36 AM

lol, does your model reads those comments?

TheMob 10-28-2004 09:38 AM

Good idea, but never forget that TTIWWP

Donny 10-28-2004 09:38 AM

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Originally posted by Basic_man
lol, does your model reads those comments?
Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't.

Donny 10-28-2004 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheMob
Good idea, but never forget that TTIWWP
WTF is TTIWWP?

kmanrox 10-28-2004 09:44 AM

hey 'Donny'... i bet you'd still be a virgin if it weren't for porn, eh?

Donny 10-28-2004 09:47 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
hey 'Donny'... i bet you'd still be a virgin if it weren't for porn, eh?
Quite funny, but no, I've never had problems getting women. I just don't brag about it like some. Bragging about such things is worthless.


But you've made it evident here that you can't get laid without paying for it. I still can't understand why you brag about that.

kmanrox 10-28-2004 09:50 AM

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Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
Quite funny, but no, I've never had problems getting women. I just don't brag about it like some. Bragging about such things is worthless.


But you've made it evident here that you can't get laid without paying for it. I still can't understand why you brag about that.

I've laid more women that post ON THIS BOARD than you probably have before porn Donny =)

It hurts, I know, but you're a big boy.

Donny 10-28-2004 09:53 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
I've laid more women that post ON THIS BOARD than you probably have before porn Donny =)

It hurts, I know, but you're a big boy.

After hearing the stories about the women that you are likely to have "laid" from this board, I wouldn't be bragging about THAT either. :1orglaugh

kmanrox 10-28-2004 09:56 AM

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Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
After hearing the stories about the women that you are likely to have "laid" from this board, I wouldn't be bragging about THAT either. :1orglaugh
You can just say 'I concede' or 'Uncle'. Either one is acceptable.

Donny 10-28-2004 09:57 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
You can just say 'I concede' or 'Uncle'. Either one is acceptable.
Are we competing to see who will contract HIV first? If so, I concede. Uncle. Your choice.

Donny 10-28-2004 10:08 AM

Kman,

You have made a common mistake made by many immature males, which is thinking that the number of women you've fucked somehow relates to how "pimp" or "cool" you are...

There are people who agree with you: other immature males.

I, on the other hand, wish my number was LOWER than it is. I'd rather talk about the women I've loved than the women I've fucked.

Someday you'll understand. Or maybe not. Maybe you'll be like my meth head brother and be forever stuck in the land of "what's cool", constantly trying to impress people who really don't matter.

Someday, when you find the woman you love, I'm sure she'll be impressed by how many whores and tranny's you've fucked. I'm sure your children will be as well.

Or maybe you won't find that special woman. Maybe you'll have to live with that empty, void feeling for the rest of your life.

Good luck.


EDIT TO ADD: I'm out of here to prepare for a shoot. Work calls.

kmanrox 10-28-2004 10:10 AM

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Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
Kman,

You have made a common mistake made by many immature males, which is thinking that the number of women you've fucked somehow relates to how "pimp" or "cool" you are...

There are people who agree with you: other immature males.

I, on the other hand, wish my number was LOWER than it is. I'd rather talk about the women I've loved than the women I've fucked.

Someday you'll understand. Or maybe not. Maybe you'll be like my meth head brother and be forever stuck in the land of "what's cool", constantly trying to impress people who really don't matter.

Someday, when you find the woman you love, I'm sure she'll be impressed by how many whores and tranny's you've fucked. I'm sure your children will be as well.

Or maybe you won't find that special woman. Maybe you'll have to live with that empty, void feeling for the rest of your life.

Good luck.

I'm touched I got under your skin so much you took the time to write all of that to me.

TRANSLATION OF DONALD'S MANIFESTO:

I wish I was you, and this is how I'll try to pretend I don't feel this way.

Fake Nick 10-28-2004 10:12 AM

Donny,

You have made a common mistake made by many dumb gfy posters, which is thinking that this post would somehow be interesting without pics .........





:Graucho

Gynecologist 10-28-2004 10:12 AM

You just desribed most women.

Donny 10-28-2004 10:16 AM

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Originally posted by Fake Nick
Donny,

You have made a common mistake made by many dumb gfy posters, which is thinking that this post would somehow be interesting without pics .........





:Graucho


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Here you go:

http://www.donovanphillips.com/image...nSWIM-0178.JPG

Donny 10-28-2004 10:18 AM

Okay... now I REALLY must leave to prepare for today's shoot. I'm running 15 minutes late already.


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