My pants got stuck to my ass today
 

It really sucked. I was working on the roof, sat on some tar, and it soaked right through.

I also put my foot through a weak spot in the roof... I get to spend a couple of hours fixing that, too.

Sounds like you're not cut out to be a roofer. :2 cents: Stick to being a webmaster.

you got to have one big lard ass

No, I have a big lard belly. I have a tiny little ass.

if it makes you fell any better I am going to wallpaper the kitchen in a few days. I will report back with all my fuck ups so you guys can laugh at me.

:1orglaugh

the house is bigger so it always wins.

haha its a tuff job. If I were you I would stay away from wallpaper. Especially if you plan on selling your house in the future. Clients hate wallpaper.

no. not going to sell. I am here till I die.