Ever been caught jacking off?
 

I have, several times.

My mom almost walked in on me once, but I'm a ninja and managed to roll into a position where it looked like I was sleeping :)

Most of us don't do it in public. :helpme

Now stop interrupting me! http://www.acidflyers.com/tv/gifs/jerkoff.gif

:Graucho

yup my brother caught me one time. i guess you could say i got owned. :1orglaugh

I bet he joined you. :helpme

It's worse when you get caught at work

And even worse on the Bus!

Even worse on a plane

or in court :(

Or in the grocery store while you're fondling some ripe melons.

or on the face of a tranny imported from brazil as your girlfriend watches on her cell phone from high-tech security devices :(

To be "caught" one would have to be ashamed. I whip my shit out wherever.

or in front of a cop:Oh crap

Are you jerking by reading this thread? lol
smoke a joint please.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

or on national tv, on the family channel with your family tuning in:mad:

Ok. You won.

haha that would be gay incest. wonder how often that shit happens in families. yuck. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

Where and by whom?

I was going to ask that but you beat me to the punch line. :):thumbsup

Right now and by you sick fucks! Stop looking at me!!!!

:glugglug

When I was a teenager I got busted by a few famlily members.

I also got caught at my office one time. But of course I owned the company so nobody could fire me. LOL!

Yeah, but I bet you had a few employees quit fast:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

See you guys always keep me up. (haha)

Okay, sweet dreams (muah)