Damn it all - I'm SQUARE!
 

Damn it..... I'm 35 years old now, and I wore 33x36 pants forever and ever. I blew right past 34x36 in like a month. Had to go get some new britches since it's starting to get chilly (65-70°) here in the desert. I'm so embarresed.... had to get 36x36 jeans. I'm SQUARE now!

So now what have I got to look forward too? Hair growing outta my ears? Just a couple years away from the doctor sticking his finger up my butt?? Damn, middle age is already sucking, and I just hit it!