for my birthday i want
 

a fucking machine.

since i can't seem to get laid

How about I ship juicy down on DHL?

"Bad for them, good for you."

i need something on call. the guido's got too many broads already

isn't your shoot with the nerd tomorrow? can't wait that long?

he's not a nerd. cute spanish-italian mix though.

and he has a meaty rod!

http://www.thethrillhammer.com/bh1.jpg

When you marry Gonzo, you'll have your own personal penis on call 24/7 :)

:1orglaugh

comon mary, name something reasonable you want :) i am sure there is something your lovely self needs :)

i have my pen and pad here ready

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

A fucking machine will not walk the dog and take out the garbage...

I will....:Graucho

Doesn't suprise me.

Want me to be your birthday present?:Graucho

Just move to Amsterdam and I'll take care of you

Damn,i could make your wish happens,but i am just too far from u:)

I am not surprised that you cannot get laid. You are a fucking whore is just plain disgusting. You are also a fucking hahahaha.

That looks pretty clean and smooth.

Quit your whining.......youve have many many opportunities.....

http://www.charles.taylor.smutstars....137669_468.jpg

http://www.charles.taylor.smutstars....221125_468.jpg

You had a lot of fun playing pool....you could have "found" your random sex partner right there....