I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.
 

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.
She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".
I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?
I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep downI just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.
I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a veiw of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

So what should I do? Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from NAPA and try to repair it myself?

De ja vu. I read this somewhere about two days ago or did I dream it?

Hire a private eye, like www.cheaters.com -- maybe we'll see you on TV. :thumbsup

Still it is very funny.

That's better. :glugglug

hahahaha

:warning

Repair it yourself :thumbsup

If you are mechanical at all, get some sandpaper, Rustoleum, and bondo, Pull the car in the garage and have at it.

It will give you something to do while your wife is out fucking around.

I understand it's a common problem. :winkwink:

Nah seriously it did give me a dejavu. I think its because I spend my life sitting at the pc though.

The answer is obvious. Once it no longer responds to WD40 it has outlived it's usefulness:glugglug

:1orglaugh :thumbsup