"Vagina" - another original piece by.....Juicy D. Links
 

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"Vagina" - another original piece by.....Juicy D. Links

Vagina


As the legs spread wide open to unveal thee,
My face and body starts to get all warm and tingly,


Now in my line of sight i see the seductive lips ,
Glad i didnt go out with the guys for beer and chips,

Nicely shaven is what i like and see in front of me
glad this is a she and not a "he"

I spread the labias to unveil the pink tunnel of lust,
Lord thank you for it being clean with no signs of crust,

I lick around , up and down till she moans and moans asking for more,
Lord have mercy Juicy this is just a easy score,

The vagina starts to moisten and get wet,
I bet this chick now knows the powers of Juicy , this she will never forget,

Orgasm after orgasm all night long ,
She never ceases to please even though Juicy hasnt even whipped out his dong.

After all is said and done,
Juicy is just in it for the love and fun,

Coffee

Looking to get myself a cup of freshly brewed coffee,

I encounter a chick , my oh my what a honey,

Wondering if i should use my moves,

Hell why not Juice you got the grooves,

I said Hey baby whats your name,

She said i dontlike guys that like to play games,

I said sweety games is not what i like to play,
But if you dont want me you must be gay?

She said off course not i am not gay , I just broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years,

I said sweety i understand its all good have no fears....

Cause Juicy is here to wipe away all your tears.

Looking to caress my tender balls,

Damn just from one chick i have recived 49 calls,

I tell hey baby not tonight,

Next thing you know she puts up a fight,

Not in the mood to listen to her shit,

I open up my bottle off Xanax to take another hit,

Mr Izz roles by looking like homo

He said juicy why so sad you look like a momo,

I tell him man oh man all these chicks want a piece of me ,

Sometimes i just wanna pacl my bags and flee,

He says i understand its becasue your so damn good looking yes your are,

He was right so there was nothing else to do but to go looking for chicks in my car.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh thats fucking hilarious where do you come up with this shit juicy

The doorbell rang I was not expecting no one...

I opened the door saw a hottie yum yum yum....

I invited het in so i can get some play...

I hope she thought that i was not gay,,,,

One thing let to another she grasped my cock

She kept on gobbling till it hit 12 o clock.

I said ebough babe with the foreplay lets have some fun...

Its time for you to ride my big fat meaty dong...

She rode it for hours upon at a time...

OMG juicy i need this type of action all the time..

Awesome poems man nice to see you have that soft squishy side to you like bluff...

Mary Mary undress my pants and thong ,

Wow oh wow she is gonna suck my cock like a bong,

Lilck it caress it and stroke it hard ,

No worries Mary your getting good scoresa on my card.


Up , down oh yeah baby it feels so good,

Good thing she doesnt waste a good piece of wood,

Gobble gobble slurp slurp yummy as she was gobbling the shaft

Wow Mary has this skill down to a major craft.

I am a lyrical poet

lol :1orglaugh :thumbsup

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You need a band. These would work better as songs.

Mr Izz roles by looking like homo

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ME nExt Poem will be "Sig Too Big" Influenced by Allan from Dating Gold

god.. almost makes me want to have one LOL

but Juicy, is it true you can have vaginal orgasms??

nice

awesome! :thumbsup :glugglug :1orglaugh

Yes its true Women can have Vaginal Orgasms

I have just popped some meds expect a new poem by tonight.

Juicy you sure do know how to sweet talk to the ladies
The vagina starts to moisten and get wet,

"I bet this chick now knows the powers of Juicy , this she will never forget,"

ShakesJUICYpear is awesome! :thumbsup

I will be having poetry readings in Vegas . Wine and Cheese will be served


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Juicy cracks me up

lol juicy you really are talented in this :1orglaugh

a bump for "Juicy Erotica":thumbsup

GO JUICY!

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lol juicy you me laugh of loud I almost stumble laughing over here. lol

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That is so funny !!!! good one:winkwink:

ROFL :1orglaugh

how to be a sex poet in 24 hours by juicy d links.

at barnes and nobles coming christmas

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:1orglaugh :thumbsup Excellent!

thank you thank you

I will be reciting my poems at Vegas Jan 4th

Like Madonna, you keep reinventing yourself... :thumbsup :glugglug

will you be attending my poetry readings in Vegas?

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Pure Talent!! :Graucho

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Very artistic, so we do have poet here.

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I spread her supple legs apart so slowly.. I could smell her pussy muscles getting moist

It was time for action

I quickly pulled out johnson and started snappin'

Whackin Whackin Whackin is such a magnificent fashion

She took out the whip and pleaded for a lashin'

I did what I did and I did what I could

and I hid under her tits and it did give me wood

I massaged and I sucked, a mirage of a fuck

but hard as my luck was I found crabs on my nuts :(

classic :thumbsup

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its a shame that you are running out of origanal material. :Oh crap

How much do you pay your poems writer? I need some extra cash... let me know

:banana :winkwink:

Some funny one :1orglaugh :1orglaugh