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BT 10-25-2004 09:44 PM

Alcohol is one bad mother F...........
 
I AM MORE POWERFUL THAN THE COMBINED ARMIES OF THE WORLD.

I HAVE DESTROYED MORE MEN THAN ALL THE WARS OF THE NATION.

I HAVE CAUSED MILLIONS OF ACCIDENTS AND WRECKED MORE HOMES THEN ALL THE FLOODS, TORNADOES AND HURRICANES PUT TOGETHER;

I AM THE WORLDS SLICKEST THIEF. I STEAL BILLIONS OF DOLLARS EACH YEAR.

I FIND MY VICTIMS AMONG THE RICH AND POOR ALIKE, THE YOUNG AND THE OLD, THE STRONG AND THE WEAK.

I LOOM UP TO SUCH PROPORTIONS THAT I CAST A SHADOW OVER EVERY FIELD OF LABOR;

I AM RELENTLESS, INSIDIOUS, UNPREDICTABLE;

I AM EVERYWHERE - IN THE HOME, ON THE STREET, IN THE FACTORY, IN THE OFFICE, ON THE SEA AND IN THE AIR;

I BRING SICKNESS, POVERTY AND DEATH;

I GIVE NOTHING AND TAKE ALL;

I AM YOUR WORST ENEMY;

I AM

ALCOHOL

gornyhuy 10-25-2004 09:46 PM

I thought you were describing George W. Bush.

BRISK 10-25-2004 09:46 PM

But it tastes so sweeeet

:glugglug

Spunky 10-25-2004 09:46 PM

:(

Babagirls 10-25-2004 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
I thought you were describing George W. Bush.
:1orglaugh

Marcus Aurelius 10-25-2004 09:48 PM

excellent post. :thumbsup

SleazyDream 10-25-2004 09:50 PM

booze isn't bad

addiction is a disease.

wes 10-25-2004 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
booze isn't bad

addiction is a disease.

werd2that

Odin88 10-25-2004 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
booze isn't bad

addiction is a disease.

Perhaps. But even those who aren't addicted cause accidents, kill others (DUI), cause conflict at home, etc when they have the odd night out drinking. I drink, but I know the danger of alcohol and what it does to our socieites is badly understated. Unlike smoking, no appropriate measures have been taken to really educate people about drinking, at least not in Australia.

BT 10-25-2004 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
booze isn't bad

addiction is a disease.

hahaha, I am not addicted I love beer:thumbsup

WiredGuy 10-25-2004 10:31 PM

I admit it, I am a victim.
WG

DatingGold 10-25-2004 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
I thought you were describing George W. Bush.
:1orglaugh

Alltopnotch 10-25-2004 10:36 PM

i get fucked up...and then sometimes i dont...either way it's all good...

Steen2 10-25-2004 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
I thought you were describing George W. Bush.
LOL


_---_

Drugs nor alcohol isn't bad, people are.

Phoenix 10-25-2004 10:37 PM

haha...BT did someone make you drink too much? ;)

BT 10-25-2004 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
I admit it, I am a victim.
WG

I think we all are at some point in our lives...... Some just handle being victimized better than others!! :glugglug I wrote my poem about it I'll post it tommorrow

WiredGuy 10-25-2004 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BT_trafficcashgold
I think we all are at some point in our lives...... Some just handle being victimized better than others!! :glugglug I wrote my poem about it I'll post it tommorrow
I have been vicitimized rather frequently :)
WG

reynold 10-26-2004 12:33 AM

a juicy protegee? :1orglaugh

ItBurnsWhenIpee 10-26-2004 12:40 AM

:glugglug

Shindler 10-26-2004 12:45 AM

Alcohol is the worst drug in the world:glugglug

BRISK 10-26-2004 12:48 AM

and yet alcohol is legal, but marijuana isn't

:ugone2far

DeadFidel 10-26-2004 01:16 AM

I passed the TEST!!!!!



1. Have you ever decided to stop drinking for a week or so, but lasted only a couple of days?..no why do that?

2. Do you wish people would stop nagging you about your drinking?..no, I give a fuck.

3. Have you ever switched from one kind of drink to another hoping that would keep you from getting drunk? No..beer is fine.

4. Have you had a drink in the morning during the past year?
no..not a "single" one.

5. Do you envy people who can drink without getting into trouble? No, I drink, I get drunk, I fall down and get in no trouble.

6. Have you had problems connected with drinking during the past year? Only when it's 4am and the bars close.

7. Has your drinking caused you trouble at home? Which one?

8. Do you ever try to get extra drinks at a party because you did not get enough to drink? No. Always backed up.

9. Do you tell yourself you can stop drinking any time you want, even though you keep getting drunk? No, what's fun about that?

10. Have you missed days at work because of the drinking? No. I am my own boss and only work 10 hours a week.

11. Do you have blackouts? No. (what was that again?)

12. Have you ever felt that your life would be better if you did not drink? Hell No. It would be boring.

13. When you take one or two drinks, can you stop and walk away? Depends who's paying.

14. Have you ever embarrassed yourself or someone else when drinking? No. (If french kissing my best friends bride at the reception doesn't count)

15. Do you drink every day? No. I clean my body out every May15th.

16. How many times in the last month have you awakened with a hangover? Never..ever hear of Xanax?

17. Do you spend money you don't have on alcohol? No..you gotta be kidding me.

18. Has this affected your sleeping habits? (Do you pass out, get a drink in the middle of the night, or wet the bed when you sleep because of alcohol?) OK..yes I wet my bed.

Domain Broker 10-26-2004 01:20 AM

I drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?

vixm 10-26-2004 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
I thought you were describing George W. Bush.
hehe . . . I swear . . . some of the stickies on here are awesome.

It won't show up but check out 'gornyhuy' 's sticky.

As far as AlCaMaHoL . . . Alcohol is good for you.

Check out http://www.BIGFY.com (Beer is good for you dot com)

If it on the internet it's gotta be true . . . right?

Betrezen 10-26-2004 01:31 AM

:glugglug

vixm 10-26-2004 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Betrezen
:glugglug
Ok . . . that was a waste of post!

Betrezen = :bigears with BIG EARS

kmanrox 10-26-2004 02:04 AM

i bet your shrink loves the patronage.

Joe Citizen 10-26-2004 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BT_trafficcashgold
I AM MORE POWERFUL THAN THE COMBINED ARMIES OF THE WORLD.

I HAVE DESTROYED MORE MEN THAN ALL THE WARS OF THE NATION.

I HAVE CAUSED MILLIONS OF ACCIDENTS AND WRECKED MORE HOMES THEN ALL THE FLOODS, TORNADOES AND HURRICANES PUT TOGETHER;

I AM THE WORLDS SLICKEST THIEF. I STEAL BILLIONS OF DOLLARS EACH YEAR.

I FIND MY VICTIMS AMONG THE RICH AND POOR ALIKE, THE YOUNG AND THE OLD, THE STRONG AND THE WEAK.

I LOOM UP TO SUCH PROPORTIONS THAT I CAST A SHADOW OVER EVERY FIELD OF LABOR;

I AM RELENTLESS, INSIDIOUS, UNPREDICTABLE;

I AM EVERYWHERE - IN THE HOME, ON THE STREET, IN THE FACTORY, IN THE OFFICE, ON THE SEA AND IN THE AIR;

I BRING SICKNESS, POVERTY AND DEATH;

I GIVE NOTHING AND TAKE ALL;

I AM YOUR WORST ENEMY;

I AM

ALCOHOL

Stop being such a goddamn pussy and have another fucking drink!

:glugglug


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