how do you relieve stress without taking someones head off?
 

i'm pissed, and i don't want to take it out on anyone. how the fuck do you relieve your stress?

I used to smoke.

Now I just take deep breathes, like really deep, sounds stupid but it works for me. :thumbsup

when i had 2 bitches it was sex...now that i got no broads it's weed...and alcohol...more on the weekends lol...works though...i'm stress free... :thumbsup

punching bag is your friend

Take it out on me man. I am big and plush.

Actually dude, try breaking something. I always like to throw something into a wall or something when I am real pissed.

It keeps me from murdering mother fuckers. I inherited my fathers temper and that's not a good thing. It's best to break something rather than someone.

not in the mood to drink or smoke, i only do that when i'm in a good mood.

rub my ear lobes and repeat after me...:

wuuuusssaa
wuuuuuuuusssssaaaaa
wuuuusssaa...

:thumbsup

You know, sometimes taking someone's head off is really the best stress relief.

WG

you gotta just control your brain man...you control everything...just gotta do it...

And sometimes getting your own head sucked off is even better.

Not actually true. I get so mad sometimes I go into a rage and blackout. I can't remember anything I did or said afterwards. It's a scary thing. I will start to come to and look around and shit looks like a fucking bull ran through the house. You can do your best to control it but when you go into a real rage there isn't much you can do to stop it.

gun range, semi auto or full, box of bullets = no more stress

Play hide the bisquits with Rufus

well then you got issues or somethin...maybe the way you were raised or some shit i aint a psychiatrist...but really...its all in your brain you control it to the fullest...my ex-girlfriend brought the angriest most stressed shit outta me but i never snapped i always kept it cool...

Which head :winkwink:
WG

its wierd how fucking laid back i am, and i really don't let much bother me, but once in a rare blue moon this shit just builds up too much.

rock out with your cock out

75lb punching bag. good for stress relief.

get shatfaced

:)

so i guess i should either punch my clown or punch a bag

sounds like sound advice

Hey man...cut a hole in the punching bag and stuff it with warm, raw liver. Then you can punch your clown while punching the bag. Double stress relief...

lol

take a very long walk alone

Just punch a pillow, that might work.

Beat your dick like it owes you money ....:mad:

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Holy lewr8tgylerjfvslfkjvadfnv.ax, I am pissing my pants !

I take my axe and chop wood...

Nothing like destroying nature with cold steel to relieve stress.

Go to the Gym!

is that you in your sig?

Yes

You take someone's panties off?

intense weight training ;)

accomplishes 2 things. proven stress relief, and good for ya.

Guaranteed to relieve you of any stress.

In 3 months, you'll be making TKD/Karate/Kickboxer guys your bitches in a fight.

http://bjj.org/academies/#NY

Even got the academies that are in our state for you.

i take a muscle relaxer and go to bed.

get a bunching bag....really helps...i have a standing man with sand in it....i kick the shit out of it....

take a warm bath...no, maybe a cold one to chill you out. :winkwink:

gym

You should smoke every day. Sometimes marichuana.

buy a punching bag

It's a new martial art, and after many years of training I hold a blackbelt.

Keek kaat throowindo

There are some spinoff "mcdojo" variations like

Tas kaat ginstwall

and

seet kaat anfar

go out and beat up hobos

Go Fuck Yourself

:thumbsup :thumbsup

I have to agree, an hour of quality combat shooting will do wonders!

Find someone to teach you to shoot.

Serenity Now!!!!!!!!

Hoochie Mamma!!!!!!!!!