Craziest thing you've done for a woman
 

Did you ask her to get married in front of millions of sports fans on live TV only to get rejected?

What have you done? Spent a million on her new handbag? Sold your house and moved across state? Killed somebody?

married her.

I once did the laundry

i often tell women i do the major things in my life for them - usually it's bullshit but a lot of them believe it and end up in bed with me cause of it so it's all good.

Did she come with or without a kid?

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cuddle after sex, never again I have stats to check

I was engaged to this Jewish girl that had unreal expensive tastes. She talked me into chartering a 727 to pick up her college friends and family from all over to come to the wedding.

Fortunately we broke up before I sent the check.

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http://www.boeing.com/companyoffices...ial/727-09.jpg

Without. and Im just joking my wife is a great lady.


















































(she was reading over my shoulder)
THAT BITCH!

haha too funny

Lucky you.

a toss up between, let her have a cat, married her, bought her a motor home

lol :thumbsup

how did you decide who got the first class seats and who got coach?

or was it a special plane with all first class seating?

kicked the shit out of my g/f's hubby and my b/f one time. They decided to cash their paychecks and drink it all away ..we found them 17 hours later at the county jail trying to bail their friend out. She just had a brand new baby and was holding onto the child when he started to get physical with her. I just went nuts on his ass.. my b/f was trying to duck out..but i caught him with a kick to the nuts. the inmates in the jail were pounding the hell out of the windows...my b/f just didnt want to go to jail..so he let me beat him to the car... I took his ass straight to work..no sleep and drunk as shit..

The other dude never laid a hand on her again..she divorced his ass a year later..fucking loser..we still laugh about that night. :1orglaugh

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planned a life together and now all of a sudden I don't have one

Damn. you should take it on springer.

i shot myself in the foot with a nailgun. it wasnt for her, but i was distracted by her.

give weekly rimjobs

you kicked the shit out of your girlfriend's husband and your boyfriend? :eek7

It was through a company that had planes designed to fly large corporate groups all together.

I did the dishes tonight.

Ha ha, Yeah, her "family"would be extended I am sure :)

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Oral sex, and it was nasty! Never going down there again!:BangBang:

cook for her and did the laundry.

I let my wife have a 3some with me and her sister...Yeah I know I have a heart of gold...

I have to learn to be a nicer guy!

When I was in high school I walked a few miles to my gf's house to spend time with her when she was sick.

In college I put a shit load of miles on my car driving back and forth from my town house to her dorm room.

I do a lot of little sweet shit but these are some of the biggest/strange/stupid things I could think of

I recorded a track at the end of a CD I burned for this chick. The track was me singing a song I wrote, and playing guitar. As I recall, it really sucked. I was 18 at the time, I hate thinking about how stupid that really was. She didn't talk to me afterwards.

Fuck, fuck fuck. Why did I do that!!!

I sold everything I had and moved 3,000 miles to be with her. She dumped me within a couple of weeks.

damn!!!:helpme

well me, nothing mutch :( Never found the right person to do the big stuff :(

Bought her a friggin Chihuahua

I paid for her education at a private college and she did not have a job the entire time.

(at almost $500 a credit + books + insurance + whatever other junk = you do the math)

woah :warning

I bought a girl dinner once. Spend $40 on her ass!

I let her mother move in with us for three months. The evil bitch almost MADE me kill her. She was so fat, lazy, and damn nosey . She always had something to say about how we lived our lives and how we raised our kids.

That was the longest three months of my life. Never again will I let that happen. Next time, she can find a home in a shelter.

Paid her way through rehab....and it didn't work

Said yes to watching a lesbian scene with her best girlfriend with me tied up

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:Graucho

Good boy!:)

i shot 14 people

I'm getting the impression that we'd hear even crazier stuff if the thread was titled "Craziest thing you've done for a man"

I let them breath my air, the whole gender is very appreciative.

walked 9 hours to her house and she didnt even open the door. after I threw a brick through her glass window on the door, I walked 9 hours back.

yeah, they werent fighting back..just fending off blows.. they knew they fucked up and you never put your hands on a women holding a week old child...he was a coked out idiot. and deserved his beating.

To summarize from all the above:
Guys, watch out for that thing called love & live longer..!! lol :feels-hot

bought her an expesive dog that she took to her tweaker friends house that ate some off the floor and got lock jaw for a day