Someone help me with this spanish please
 

>Hola! Todo bien? Tengo uuuuuna goma increible, >entonces, nisiquiera puedo ver
> que puta estoy escribiendo...ahora mas tarde te >escribo mas....
> Beso_xxx

It's from my ex. Is she high on crack or what?

hello, how is everything. i have an incredible "goma". then i will be able to see that i am writing....now i am very late. i write more...

Thanks! what is a goma?

pretty sure it has something to do with gerbils...

:winkwink: :thumbsup

goma = rubber

I have an incredible rubber?

Dildo?

Hello, how is everything? I have an incredible GOMA, so I can't even see what the fuck I am writing, later on I'll write more,
kisses....

GOMA means rubber, but depending where they are from it could be a slang for high, or drunk.

Cool. Thank you very much!

What she actually said is this:

Hi! How is everything? I have a huge fuckin' hangover so I can't even see what the fuck I'm writing...so I'll wirte you more later.

Kisses,


Here in Costa Rica goma = hangover.

Yup.

"To have a hangover" is "Estar de goma"

It says " I left you for a girl because her clit is bigger and harder than your cock" damn she's cold...

Hey, thanks man. She's in Costa Rica so that must be what she was saying! How is her sentence structure?

wow! spanish ex...i'm starting to learn new spanish word like "por favor" hehehe basic!

LA GOMA = ERASER

Or so I learned.

Better than the average tica.....most have irc-syndrome, they talk so much on msn or through sms text messages that they lose their speaking skills :2 cents:

BTW what's her name and what area is she in? Maybe I've "met" her before :Graucho