I am God.
 

just accept it.

:rainfro

:Graucho :Graucho

:girl:girl

I am Batman.:2 cents:

I am clint howard. ron howards younger brother.

But God isn't fat

Logical argument for god from perfection.

1. I am a perfect CET.
2. God is perfect.
3. Whatever is perfect is god.
4. Therfore I am god.

check out all the 'hand of god' pics out there - EVERY one is fat

it's a sign of wealth and power

Where is the God's buffet?

wrong, I am God.

you're just an idiot.

in Gimli, the home of the Gods.

duuuuu

Why not? Buddha is fat as well, all divine things are big and beautiful.

and your batcave rocks!
:thumbsup

Prolly a BIG home ;)

I thought he was God:

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV...ny.soprano.jpg

no, he's tony.

I already proved I'm god, while you didn't prove shit. Don't make me send your ass to hell for blasphemy.

Gods a Woman ?

there is no hell, if you were God you'd know that.

there's no heaven either.

you know, a few months ago for a moment there i might have agreed with you.


but then i realized that God can't get his work done if he has to take time out to ovulate

Wrong. There's about a dozen heavens.
They're marked with 3 michelin stars.

not heaven, that's bliss. it's fleating

:2 cents:

Who am I to argue with God.

What exactly is god?

Explaine.

God is a higher being/entity that humans interpret and worship in various ways. There is no 'exact' explaination for God.

aint that easy :Graucho

:helpme

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