Tell me about your worst sexual encounter........
 

Do telll............

me and the sheep were gettin it onnnn.... forgot to ky it up.. things were poppin :1orglaugh

ricardo once put my cock in the shredder by accident. :(

:eek2 :eek2

Yesterday I masturbated to your TGP :1orglaugh

Back in 1982, I met this chick at a bar called Annie Oakleys in Georgetown.....She was a student...we went to her place and things were getting pretty heavy....I noticed this smell but quite couldn't get a grasp of it....

As I started to dive down her torso a little closer to her pot of gold, it bacame quite apparent what that foul smell was. Instead of being a pot of gold, it was more or less a cannery with the odor of dead fish.


Before you ask, No I didn't hit it.

she left pools of blood on my bed, damn bitch cost me $60 for a new sheet set

When I was in high school I fucked a drunk chick in the back of my van and she puked all over the place. I almost lost my erection. Almost.

haha and you didn't notice?

While making love to my wife once we were going at it a little too hard and I slipped out and she came down on my cock I was sore for a week...

nah i was drunk as hell, i noticed the next morning

i'm not sure u want to know

My wife called out another mans name !


" Juicy "



AAAAHAHAHAHAHAH

Tried fucking a chicken.

Forgot the difference between a regular chicken and a cockfight rooster.

Girlfriend was on top of me, going up and down my shaft, then she stopped and said, "Ugh... I just don't feel like it tonight." She went to sleep. I had to finish myself off in the bathroom. :(

Any fat chick I fucked in the past while drunk and trying to rationalize to myself that I was drunk and fucking a fat chick was ok. To this day I'm still rationalizing those moments so I don't cry.