Wondering your hosting companies uptime?
 

Are you wondering what the fuck about your hosts uptime? They say it is 99.98% but you know better?

Let me tell you something, if you run a website that gets over 15,000 unique hits a day, you need 99.98% uptime or you will never grow (much).

Choker runs a free service. www.betterbeup.com and you can have it monitor your server and email you when it is down.

"Email? I check it once a day, I need something better!"

OK, it will ICQ you at three different #'s incase your trusty friend is around to fix it.

"I don't have trusted friends and I HATE ICQ!"

Fine, did I mention this fucking service is free? FUCK!

IT WILL PAGE YOUR CELL PHONE THEN! AND DO IT FOR FREE!



Now, for those of you who are looking for hosting or wondering how your own host holds up (or wondering if they are even on the map) go here:
http://www.betterbeup.com/ch_04/public/

This service has been around for months for free. Choker is a kickass kind of guy and this public service anouncement was brought to you by everything www.adult.com has ever touched (including me).