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quiet 10-19-2004 07:39 AM

if someone dropped 1 Million USD in your lap today...
 
tax free, no strings attached - what would you do with it? details?

:glugglug

TurboAngel 10-19-2004 07:40 AM

It would be shopping time!



:winkwink:

StuartD 10-19-2004 07:41 AM

A better question would be.... what did you do with it? :winkwink:

jacked 10-19-2004 07:41 AM

put half in the bank and spend most of the other half :1orglaugh

SpaceAce 10-19-2004 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
tax free, no strings attached - what would you do with it? details?

:glugglug

I'd sue for pain and suffering + lost wages because I am sure that much money coming down on my lap would break something.

SpaceAce

steve90 10-19-2004 07:42 AM

I would use it buy some rental houses

MattO 10-19-2004 07:43 AM

Buy some rental properties around here geared towards retired folks without pets. (The old people take care of their places better than young people)

cayne 10-19-2004 07:44 AM

I would buy me a SL 65, some new clothes, a watch and a new bicycle and put the rest to the bank. (~700k)

DarkJedi 10-19-2004 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
tax free, no strings attached - what would you do with it? details?

:glugglug

stop working.

adamneve 10-19-2004 07:45 AM

invest invest invest

steve90 10-19-2004 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MattO
Buy some rental properties around here geared towards retired folks without pets. (The old people take care of their places better than young people)
you should see the load of shit i had to haul out of the last ass holes i renters house the dump weighted it at 1.2 tons


i guess they never knew how to use their garbage can

StuartD 10-19-2004 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
stop working.
I like this answer better than your first one.

LadyMischief 10-19-2004 07:46 AM

Probably look at investing part in rental properties, and the rest likely into some kind of stocks or RRSP's... Potentially take a chunk and throw it into some projects that are likely to make money... Or, I could be really dumb and just turn around and buy ONE horse...

FlyingIguana 10-19-2004 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
tax free, no strings attached - what would you do with it? details?

:glugglug

short stocks

TheEbonyFelony 10-19-2004 07:47 AM

make a few more mill from it

Goonx 10-19-2004 07:47 AM

sell my house, take the money for myself and use the whole 1mill to buy a kick ass house. Just as good as putting in the bank, only you get to live like a king :Graucho

MR2raymond 10-19-2004 07:47 AM

my lap would still be there

EpicLisa 10-19-2004 07:48 AM

Invest some and then by a summer home somewhere warm. Enjoy life in a way I can't now!

Herb Kornfield 10-19-2004 07:51 AM

Invest it and buy a nice comfy chair to enjoy looking out the window at the birds in my trees

quiet 10-19-2004 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce
I'd sue for pain and suffering + lost wages because I am sure that much money coming down on my lap would break something.

SpaceAce

bank drafts are very heavy.

SomeCreep 10-19-2004 07:53 AM

I would eat it, with tabasco sauce.

Bike 10-19-2004 07:53 AM

Buy another house.

KRL 10-19-2004 07:55 AM

Funny you should mention that Quiet.

Someone on GFY basically did last night. I nearly fell out of my chair when I saw the domains he's got. I knew he had some good ones, but never knew how good and how extensive his collection of undeveloped properties was.

Going to show him how to turn his million dollar portfolio into tens of millions. We're talking on the phone today in depth and hopefully if he likes my ideas it'll be another big deal courtesy of GFY.

This board ceases to amaze me.

:glugglug

xclusive 10-19-2004 07:55 AM

I would go to guatamala they said in a post that prostitutes are $2.50 there.... Then I would pump out an new content cd a day for life...

WiredGuy 10-19-2004 07:56 AM

I want a really nice home to live in, so I'd say a house.
WG

Peaches 10-19-2004 07:57 AM

Rental houses and raw land.

Marcus Aurelius 10-19-2004 07:57 AM

Save $250,000 in an interest bearing account. Spend $250,000 on home improvements and a couple new cars, and use $500,000 to build a few businesses locally to keep the money flowing in.

Manowar 10-19-2004 07:59 AM

Invest, invest, invest.

cool1 10-19-2004 08:02 AM

Maybe get a McDonalds franchise or a Tim Hortons franchise
the rest in real estate and party money

tony286 10-19-2004 08:03 AM

half in my personal account and half into my business. I would agressively grow my business.

mardigras 10-19-2004 08:03 AM

I'd pay off bills for family, open a club (hopefully create some jobs) and put the rest somewhere to draw interest:thumbsup

Martin 10-19-2004 08:04 AM

Buy a new house.

David - PG 10-19-2004 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Going to show him how to turn his million dollar portfolio into tens of millions.

quiet 10-19-2004 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolone
Maybe get a McDonalds franchise or a Tim Hortons franchise
the rest in real estate and party money

Horton's the the best franchise you can buy in Canada right now. but holy shit do they make you work for it. get to go to tim horton's school, and must be directly involved with managing the business 24/7 once they give you the privilege of buying one. no thanks :)

Vitasoy 10-19-2004 08:08 AM

I'd Invest in some houses, then rent them out

FlyingIguana 10-19-2004 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
Horton's the the best franchise you can buy in Canada right now. but holy shit do they make you work for it. get to go to tim horton's school, and must be directly involved with managing the business 24/7 once they give you the privilege of buying one. no thanks :)
there must be a way around it. have someone else go to school and shit for it, while you're his investor with voting rights in a holding company which actually owns the franchise. just give him nonvoting shares without a seat on the board.

Nasty 10-19-2004 08:09 AM

By a shitload of brokered traffiic to feed my sites or burn it, tough call, six of one, half dozen of the other

brand0n 10-19-2004 08:11 AM

id go to my bank and lay it down on a development deal for this town.

id like to buy an entire street from the highway to the beach front here in myrtle beach sc and redevelop it into a top dollar rental property area. the entire street, both sides for about a mile all the way to beach front.

im guessing it would cost some where around 20 million, but once it was said and done it would make $ for ever.

StuartD 10-19-2004 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
Horton's the the best franchise you can buy in Canada right now. but holy shit do they make you work for it. get to go to tim horton's school, and must be directly involved with managing the business 24/7 once they give you the privilege of buying one. no thanks :)
Constant schooling actually... since they change their methods and materials sometimes, the managers have to go back and learn all the new stuff, so that they can accurately teach the new staff as to how the big bosses want it.

yeah, it's a huge headache, but could be worth it I guess. Timmy's does great.

Platinumpimp 10-19-2004 08:14 AM

I would place it all on black in a casino :Graucho

Rico 10-19-2004 08:14 AM

throw it in a box with the rest of the others.

Jakke PNG 10-19-2004 08:21 AM

I'd buy a property for myself someplace warm. Then figure out what to do. :)
Probably a few rental apartments in Helsinki to pay for my living. :)

Nicky 10-19-2004 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
tax free, no strings attached - what would you do with it? details?

:glugglug

I would invest about $800k of it into safe stocks, import a load of 1950's and 60's chevy/cadillac/buick cars (very expensive in Sweden) and some into the adult biz......id for sure do morethings but thats just some of it.......:glugglug :thumbsup

now where is my million Quiet, I know you have it :Graucho

quiet 10-19-2004 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I'd buy a property for myself someplace warm. Then figure out what to do. :)
i bet i can guess where :)

brizzad 10-19-2004 08:26 AM

$50,000 on a new car, put $450,000 into my awesome invention idea, put the other $500,000 into a swiss bank account

loverboy 10-19-2004 08:27 AM

id probably stop work for a year and tour Europe.. the rest will go to the bank.

pimplink 10-19-2004 08:37 AM

I won't tell you

Theo 10-19-2004 08:44 AM

i would start a real estate co. in Iraq :Graucho

Rinaldo 10-19-2004 08:46 AM

I'd buy Viagra in bulk lease a ship and a small militia and sail down to south america... sell it to local dealers...
I'd flip that and make 7 million cash, invest in an offshore bank, laundering the money untraceable... then take my 5 million clean money and stick it in a high yield account and live off the interest for the rest of my life

stocktrader23 10-19-2004 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
tax free, no strings attached - what would you do with it? details?

:glugglug

Turn of the computer and head to the areas destroyed by hurricanes with truckload after truckload of shingles and other material. Make another million in 3 or 4 months selling material and contracting roofing jobs. Actually don't even need close to a million to do that, wanna invest? :winkwink:


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