Yo mommas's so ...
 

Post your favorite Yo momma jokes here:


Here's mine;

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

your momma is so fat .......

she eats wheat thicks

she puts mayo on asprin

she can't wear malcolm X jackets because helicopters keep trying to land on her back

she has to iron her clothes in the driveway

that in grade school when she would stand up and turn around she'd erase the chalkboard

I have lots of Yo Mammas on my jokes site if you need new material.

http://www.DirtyJokes.com

:Graucho

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo momma?s so ugly when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in!

ROFLMAO! That's a good one!

Yo momma's so ugly, when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.