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The Stupid Question List
I've asked some doozies myself from time to time, so this is not a high-and-mighty statement, but I like to think I have a stable base of knowledge to use as a reference point when something simple is puzzling me, can take a basic response and apply it to the fundamentals I have already obtained through years of hard work & determination, and arrive at a viable solution with which to move forward and create new plans of business attack.
But OMFG. The questions and topics I've seen this week are stupifying. "How do I make a website?" "How do I get traffic?" "How do I use ICQ?" "What's bandwidth?" "Can I use your content?" "You guys that are making good money, can you tell me how you make your sites and what sponsors you use?" "Can I just use YOUR site?" "Why doesn't anybody click on MY sponsors?" "Why can't I have a thousand banners on my gallerys?" "How come you guys don't like me?" "Where should I post to make good money?" "Why don't you believe I have widespread unlimited free bandwidth with no strings and that I'm not a dumb ass?" I'm sure I've missed a few so feel free to add to this list.... ------------------ SPAM. It's got the smell AND the texture! www.porn-matrix.com |
"What do you think of my site"
"what ratio do you have" "What niches shall i use" "How much money do you make" "How much money can i make" I'm willing to help a newborn webmaster out by pointing him (or her http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif) in the right direction but i'm not going to reveal the secrets i found out myself by putting in very, very, very long nights of work. The biggest secrets (or fact if you like) maybe is ... There is no easy money in this business http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif ------------------ This is how i make money: http://stats.adultrevenueservice.com/arsban.php?but1 |
Well I for one really dont pay bandwidth on my 3 sites...I pay a set fee on each of my 3 sites. But, If I am going to use a super amount of bandwidth say for movie gallery posts I set up a separate area for them and they can only be accessed by a certain number of people at one time. And I only learned this after not doing it this way-and nobody could access my sites cause there was so much traffic to it.
But, yes I learned as I went along- experimenting, looking at how others did things, even taught myself html through a website and I'm still learning and I started my first paysite almost 3 years ago. Gosh, there is so much I dont know yet. And I'm afraid to ask here cause I dont want to sound stupid... LOL Fetish Temptress ------------------ Fetish Frenzy-TGP Fetish Frenzy-MAD MONEY Are you writing a book? Keep my chapter out and make it a mystery. [email protected] [This message has been edited by FetishTemptress (edited 08-22-2001).] |
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Sorry Temptress, I didn't mean to imply that questions are bad, simply that there seems to be a sudden great influx of people with net connections but no common sense. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif
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I agree with you, most of the questions have answers if you use common sense. Fetish Temptress ------------------ Fetish Frenzy-TGP Fetish Frenzy-MAD MONEY Are you writing a book? Keep my chapter out and make it a mystery. [email protected] |
Here's the #1 stupidest question (especially when it's the first question asked)
"ASL?" |
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"Are you realy a woman" "Can you post your picture" http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif |
If Lensman ever compiled them all into a Joke/Comedy type book aimed at adult webmasters, he'd make a fortune.
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I personally think it's a shame that you are afraid to ask questions because you think you may sound stupid...
After all the whole point of this board and most other boards are to share information and rap with people that do what you do. There's a few folks on this board that take this board a little to seriously and assume people that have 1 or 2 posts are newbie idiots. Those are the people that wipe boards like this out and eventually those people will be left to share their own comments and thoughts with themselves. It's a Community and no questions should be considered "Stupid" Grow up. Quote:
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Oh please Xanodick go fuck yourself.
Get a grip dickhead. |
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I agree, im afraid to post ...... But obviously overcame this fear quite frequently.
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can we have pepperoni on the pizza this time?
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Yes and you are an uneducated moron Xano.
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Sure sounds like it.
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My order is in: double cheese, mushrooms and pepperoni!!
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aaahh...errr... did someone say Pizza? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
Wot?! Gotta have Italian Sausage Temptress! The hubby will pick the 'shrooms off for me. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif
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Xano:
Oh c'mon, shove a sock in it. Sounds like the best part of you dripped down your father's leg. Don't mistake me for someone who gives a fuck about this board or being banned from it. Quite frankly, you can all go fuck yourselves. This board serves no purpose other then shit-heads like you, trying to make yourself feel better by making the newbie feel worse. Your Website looks like a 13 year old child made it and I bet it's your life.... Your a moron so please fuck off & die. |
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Heck, thats have a Pizza Orgy!! Fetish Temptress ------------------ Fetish Frenzy-TGP Fetish Frenzy-MAD MONEY Are you writing a book? Keep my chapter out and make it a mystery. [email protected] |
Yeah, I'll talk to your father about buying some.
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Right on ----
I don't need to justify myself to you man... I came on this board because I heard it's a good spot to meet some cool Webmasters to share things with, but I see the same people day in and day out posting nothing but bullshit and getting upset when new people post on the board... Why even waste my time and expose anything I have to people such as yourself? I've been doing fine without it & you for one seem like a strung out AO-THUG ADDICT. With your OMFG, & LMFAO. Please shit-head..... Get back on AOL, that's where you belong.. |
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You're right. You don't need to justify yourself to anyone. But let me tell YOU something fucknose. Don't come here tellin' me I don't know what the fuck I'm doing and that my designs look like shit and whatever other bullshit came out of your mouth, if you aren't willing to back it up with something fucking substantial. Even a 13 year old kid can come up with the cheap "AOL" remarks and stupid shit you managed to drag out of your brain in the last five minutes, most of which you've probably gleaned from a fucking chat room somewhere. The reason you are pronbably so pissed off, and for no good fucking reason I might add, is because YOU are one of those that come in here asking all kinds of dumb fucking questions that any idiot with a half an ounce of common sense could figure out with minimal effort. Fuck off idiot. ------------------ SPAM. It's got the smell AND the texture! www.porn-matrix.com |
What dumb questions have I asked?
I've posted some stupid replies to the most meaningless topics, but other then that, I never asked a dumb question. I am not angry, I simply had an opinion in regards to your first statement & you couldn't handle it. I've been sarcastic, but not angry. The vulgar language, well that's just fun. It seems as if your the one getting heated up. Die asshole.. |
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I've lost my appetite for pizza.
But I'm ready for primerib! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif ------------------ SPAM. It's got the smell AND the texture! www.porn-matrix.com |
At the risk of coming across as a brown-nosing newbie (which I am), I like your sitedesign Xano.
I'm out now to go figure out my stupid questions on my own. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/confused.gif ------------------ analpalooza.com an amazing all-anal asstravaganza! |
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But don't go away mad... like CoreDump said, "There are no stupid questions, until you post them on this board!" There is a place for them. There's gobs of beginner boards that can help, some within this site. ("Webmaster Q&A") There's plenty of help available to new people, and I don't mind at all helping out with what I can to solve problems... (God knows I've had help from some of the best in the biz.)... I'm rambling now & totally lost my train of thought.... |
The problem hasnt been just that there has been tonnes of stupid questions, but that they are in the wrong forum.
There is a reason why there are 6 different forums on this board. Post your question in the appropriate one. Dont ask for trades or galleries in this forum, do it in the Traffic Trades/Gallery Requests forum. Is that so tough? And the one called Webmaster Q & Fuckin' A, I will give you 1 guess what should be posted there. |
To you all ...
Go Fuck Yourselfs http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/cool.gif And i want 1 Large Pan Pizza Pepperoni, Green Peppers, Mushrooms and extra cheese with a diet coke. Heartburn is great for staying awake so you can make some more galleries http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif ------------------ This is how i make money: http://stats.adultrevenueservice.com/arsban.php?but1 |
Sorry... this was too fucking stupid to keep posted.
(alcohol... it's not the problem, it's the cure!) http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif [This message has been edited by Xanobyte (edited 08-22-2001).] [This message has been edited by Xanobyte (edited 08-22-2001).] |
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