Bacon ANd Eggs
 

BACON & EGGS

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a
farm, his mother
asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little
boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his
chores.

Well, he's a little irritated, so he goes to feed the
chickens, and he kicks a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a
bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have
any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother! says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you
don't get any eggs for a week.
I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a
week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you
aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the
cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says
, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?

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:)

"no pussy for a week"

yah, I had kinda figured that out by now :winkwink: