Ask me anything about girls/girlfriends and I'll be your shrink for the next 1/2 hour
 

Let me have it. Ask away.

What are girls? :winkwink:

Some type of humans that destroy men.

whats a PPO?

Vagina = organ responsible for telling lies.

Only if you let them :)

how many girlfriends can i keep at the same time?

Pay Per Option.

That was a guess, no idea. That does not relate to my education on Women.

How would you recommend I get a celeb girlfriend once I get to LA? :)

If I can manage about 4 -- 6 full time, with most of them knowing about each other. You can do the same.

here

Hang out with me for one weekend, and I'll take you to White Lotus.
We roll up in the Lambo, tell them we are into porn and then laugha about it as if we were joking.

Done deal, set up your first date.

It should, i mean come on, youve never had a personal protection order agianst you....?

why do they like to play so many head games?

Never

Dave, Ima so call you up:Graucho

It's in their blood. Just when everything seems ok and running smooth. They hate when everything is normal, they have to start some drama. It's you they are.

Let me know when you are in town buddy, I'll set it up. :thumbsup

One problem: I'm not "into" porn :helpme

ahaha i love the attitude, it screams small dick syndrome.. I could pull up to that same bar in a ford tempo and pickup more girls then you.

Small dick big dick, either way I am getting laid. You have already admitted to having a small dick just by posting this. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Well then let me do the talking.

Can i hang with you for a weekend? :Graucho :Graucho

You don't know English too well :(

Sure thing, let me know when. I love new hanging with new friends, especially out of towners.

but American woman is sometimes not so smart

Japanese woman has strong sense for other woman

I keep 3 girlfriends now and its full time job

I have two words for you...

I know :Graucho

That's hottt.

Knowing about each other ?!?

Reservation made:
http://www.whitelotushollywood.com/g.../gqloungev.jpg

Congratulations on getting laid, I havent heard of people brag about such things since highschool. Let me guess what you look like, ----> Fat, Bald, 30+ and mentally very Insecure and wishes he could settle down and get married.

I let them know that their are others and not them only.
Good chance they are doing the same but I don't care, I don't feel selfish that way and I know I am not leading them on to other things like Marriage.

You started the shit talking buddy, this had nothing to do with getting laid and you had to bring your little dick story into it. You know they have penis enlargers for that thing.

Let me get your ICQ i will contact you soon.

Please ask for my FastSize or Vimax link should you want one.

do you answer all your emails?:glugglug

:1orglaugh

How do I stop my girlfriend from wanting to fuck me all day long?

by what age you had your first million ?:)

Unless I delete it by accident while cleaning out all my spam but yes. I don't have access to it on my new Mac and my house right now, I am changing things around at home, but I am in the office about 10 hours a day.

Get rid of the real doll and get a real woman :Graucho

That's funny you asked, because I had the same problem today. There is not much you can do. if you stop she is going to find someone else that will fuck her all day so give in as much as you can. I know its tough, I barely hung in there today.

Disregard my previous post.

New reservation: http://www.whitelotushollywood.com/g...reedhilton.jpghttp://www.whitelotushollywood.com/g...reedhilton.jpg

This thread is about me being a shrink, not about me.

BTW, that is not me. Just incase you thought it was.

I was talking to this girl on friday and she was bit drunk and told me many things she probably shouldent have , she has just left her second husband and was saying he was very poor at sex compared to her first husband. I ask her why she had married the scond guy if he was so poor at sex before they married and she didnt know why?

i poor sex. i need money for sex. pay me money have sex?

David don't need me to pump him up ... he's good enough at doing it himself!

He may talk about what he's got, but homeboy's got it and ain't frontin' - whatever the trash talk ... sounds like a jealousy!

:winkwink:

Lambo? He's got one ... see his fuckin' banner
White Lotus? Hollywood celeb HOT SPOT and he's part owner
Bitches? Small cock or big cock no matter! He's part owner in CyberAge, part owner in White Lotus ! Drives Lambo!

Of course this mutafucka got bitches!

LOL

He's one of these guys - and he lily ain't lilly white, and he's towards the left ... good enough hint?

LOL

http://www.whitelotushollywood.com/g...ges/owners.jpg