WORST HORROR MOVIE EVER!!! My Buddy Produced This Thing!
 

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The other day a buddy of mine whom I've worked with at 3 top comic book companies stopped by to invite me to the premier of his new movie he produced. Mind you, this man won an Emmy Award earlier this year so I was expecting cinematic greatness!

I'm working on one of his new movies as concept designer and figured I'ld show my face for support.

It premiered here in Hollywood at the Arc Light Theatre. There were thousands of people there last night for the Film Festival and his flick was the headliner.

I go in, figuring the movie was about women fighting to survive drugs and addiction and instead the guys who made a 70's flick called 'Phantasm' and a new one called 'Bubba Hotep' showed up and announced the new film. It was a HORROR film!

So there I am sitting front row center pissed cause I don't react well to horror movies as I'm known to leap out the seat and shoot shit like screens and dumb mother fuckers kickin' my chair.

So I chilled out and figured I'ld be cool for my boy!

This movie is sooooooooo fucking horrible there are no words to describe it I thought. Yet it was supposed to be horrible.

I think all the women in the film starred in some of your porno shoots as they look familiar but it's hard to tell without a dick stuffed in their face or their mugs covered in spooze.

There's a tentacled monster and a scene where a guy is fucking some tramp and he gets his head chopped off and his body is still fucking the chick.

It's grooooosssss.. Fisting, lesbianism, objects, paddling. It's like soft porn or something.

If you like really ill shit you'll catch this on DVD soon. I saw the unedited, unrated version so I don't know if that'll be the one you'll see at Blockbuster.

This movie was so rotten it made 'Plan 9 From Outer Space' look like a modern day classic!

Phantasm was an awesome thriller back in the day:thumbsup

I hate horror movies, im such a pussy. :/