TASTELESS JOKE INSIDE: What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
 

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walkin

:)


RIP Mr. Reeves

i have a tasteless image to go with my reaction to your joke

http://www.bradslinks.com/chop/lollercaust1.gif

Mommy, Mommy! Who will I stay with while you are gone?
Grandma Dear, now get in the coffin.

Mommy, Mommy! What am I gonna be when I grow up?
Nothing, dear. You know you have AIDS!

Mommy, Mommy! Can I have tomato soup!
Shut up son, you know we can only have it once a month.

Mommy, Mommy! Why are we celebrating Christmas in August?
Shut up son, you know you have cancer.

Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy so pale?
Shut up son and keep digging.

Mommy, Mommy!, can I go swimming?
Shut up son. You know iron lungs don't float!

Mommy, Mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?
Shut up son and help me get Grandma off the doorknob!

Mommy, Mommy! My bottoms sore!
Shut up son we need the money.

:1orglaugh

what do you do when you get tired of a bunch of black people hanging around your front yard?

hang them in the back

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whats the difference between a jew and a slice of pizza?

the pizza wont scream when you put it in an oven

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:1orglaugh

how do you know when your dad is gay?
his dick tastes like shit.

Interesting.
Here's one:
What's the difference between GFY & a banana with a hemorrhoid problem?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh that's some COLD shit, but funny

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anybody hear about that new jewish car? man it stops on a dime!




and then picks it up