Why does canada have submarines?
 

Wondering if anyone knows what canada actually
does with the used submarines it purchased from the UK?

- jpoker

they are filled up with beer and used at the refreshment stand during the Calgary stampede

theyre parking them in the great lakes. if bush gets reelected theyll need to protect themselves.

Penguin rescue

They bought them for chartered fishing trips, and only realized the mistake they made after the check was already cashed.

Polar bear relocation services.

cuss we're sick of the canoe trips

Hahaha nice.

The screen doors they added after purchase were a nice touch, gave em that "houseboat" feel. :)

Honestly the Canadians should have spent the money on replacements on their Sea King helicopter fleet.

Israel is considerably smaller than Canada, but has a number of submarines, Iran has three former Soviet Kilo class submarines.

Yeah those damn Sea Kings are so friggin useless at this point.

It's important to keep underage drinking at the beach under control!

so they can hide underwater if war ever comes their way...

you're a moron but I gotta admit this was fun :1orglaugh

I think they are planning on taking over the world don't you ever watch south park...

They use them to travel underwater. Don't tell anyone I told you, it's supposed to be classified.

The Canadians are getting ready to do a sneak attack on Saudi Arabia through the sand, hence the submarines.

deep sea hockey puck recovery

Doesn't hurt to have a few extra subs to throw around the pacific, atlantic and artic ocean. Part of that might have to do with keeping up with some NORAD deal. But it would be even better if the fucking subs weren't pieces of shit that where purchased from the British Navy because they qualified it as junk. Better yet if none of our men died during the fucking thing's maiden voyage.

Yes, the money would have been better spent on choppers. Fucking seakings are too old. That being said, I think the Prime Minister has already released the cash for that and manufacturers are bidding on the contract at the moment.

For fuck's sake, West Edmonton Mall has 3 fully functional subs for kids to play with. I don't even think the Canadian Navy has that. I think it's time we defend more than a mall's foodcourt with subs.

So if the shit ever hits the fan they can be like

"Hey we got some submarines"

Otherwise they would be standing there with their hands in their pockets

Why does canada have submarines?

For the submarine races idiots!!!

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