When you're in your chair and you strech your legs
 

do you rub your dick involuntarily?

i seem to do this whenever i get a leg stretch in

goodstuff

that's good but on the reverse side when I sit down I sit on my balls a lot,,,

i dont have a dick, so im gonna have to say no.

maybe squeeze on the pillow in between your legs? :Graucho

If you were banging this chick and she let out a huge fart,would that bring you to orgasm or turn you off?

So when you sit down do you put mayo on your hot dog bun?

maybe for girls . . . . they do squeeze their pussy . . . . . .

what you think . . . .

That can feel pretty good.
I'll have to remember to do that next time I stretch while in my chair.

Can't say that I do, sorry. :helpme

related to that, If you don't feel embarrassed when you accidentally fart while screwing, you should marry that girl as it means you can totally be yourself in front of her :1orglaugh

edit: or maybe it means you just don't care ... hmm

When I stretch I usually end up kicking a cable out or hitting the power off button with my big toe :glugglug