I Tanned NUDE For The First Time in 6 Years Yesterday
 

...and my balls, shaft, and ass are burnt crisp! I have a date tonight but I'm not going to be able to lay it on her because of my burnt package! :(

Please help! Any quick remedies for burnt balls and ass? Aloe Vera? Vitamin E? Anything!?!?! :helpme

rofl :1orglaugh

Aloe Vera is the best.... but I doubt the tools will be ready for tonight :winkwink:

that sucks man


tonight you are gunna go from Red to Blue balls:1orglaugh

just get drunk,,,it will numb the pain:glugglug :glugglug :glugglug

thats fucked. I never heard of people getting their equipment burned. big red ass marks but not balls.

did the other guys you laid out with get burned as bad?

they sell stuff at the drugstore for if your burned on a beach, cooling gel, use that tried it some yrs ago when i really got burned in greece (peeking at topless girls for too long hehe)

It might help to soak it in a wet pussy...I'd give it a try :1orglaugh

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Anesthetics. Anesthetics such as the popular skier?s treatment Cool Blue actually kill the pain of most sunburns for a time. This is applied to the skin in the form of a spray or gelatinized rub. It is also frequently mixed with Aloe Vera as sold. Aspirin dissolved in water in small doses may be tried directly applied to affected areas.

Although - if you numb it, you may have problems feeling it. lol

** I have no tan lines but I go to the beds on a regular basis, of course I only have tits, ass and pussy that gets bronzed. Sorry, no balls to complain about. **

But that is still funny and sad at the same time.

how long were you in there man?

I bet Juicy would know what to do about that. He goes tanning, doesn't he?

I'm sure your date won't mind, he'll suck you off gently.

So are you going to post some pics? :1orglaugh

So you won't get laid after a date....what's strange about it? :Graucho

Tsk Tsk...:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Just a little pleasure and pain tonight during your sexcapade. :thumbsup

She may just say put out or get out. I'm all about women equality. haha

Believe it or not, Maximum Strength Cortizone-10 Plus actually helps a lot. It's a cortizone creme with 10 moisturizers. :)

hows it feel to have pants on?:helpme

That is the funniest shit I've read in weeks!!!! OMG! ROFL!

Please take pics when it all starts peeling!

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I don't call it peeling, I call it Molting. That's what it needs to do in order to grow. :Graucho

That must hurt !:helpme

come on man i want to know if it hurts to wear pants.:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Maybe if I were free-ball'n and wearing jeans then it would hurt like a bitch. However I'm wearing silk boxers so it's soothing to the sac. :thumbsup

well good luck to you then:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

HAHAAAA

I've never burnt my package while tanning..

my ass, yes.. *ouch*

Pobably one of the worst things I've heard ... good luck mang

If I was you I would apply a mix of toothpaste and tabasco liberally to the affected areas. That is, if you wanted the pain to increase significantly. If you don't then you probably shouldn't take my advice. :)

hahah too funny

Ibuprofen will help too. It reduces swelling and takes the sting out. i'd take about 800mg.

I've had this, just take some icy hot, dab it all over your balls and shaft. It will cool them and take away the redness.

U r fucked now ... :1orglaugh

I did that last week. So stupid. You are going to just have to suffer. lmao worse for boys though. when your dick starts to peel you will have to try and explain you are not diseased or something.

This thread is worthless without pics

holy shit - a peeling dick :1orglaugh I never knew they could do that :1orglaugh

And what are you going to tell your date? 'sorry babe - I can't because my dick is peeling' :1orglaugh :helpme :1orglaugh

Damn,try with sappon,it always help to me...but maybe there isn't enough time...after all i am afriad u will have to skip "bed" tonight :1orglaugh

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It's not peeling!!!! It's Molting! I does that so it can grow! I'll just tell her it's my Anaconda of love! :thumbsup

get some


sugar and butter


put it in a pan


heat to boiling


pour on your tiny cock

I just tried a test run with Astroglide....OUCH!!!! Looks like I'm not getting any fanny tonight! :(