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webmaster x 10-15-2004 03:09 AM

Name 3 jobs that are BENEATH you?
 
Are there any jobs that you just won't do? Reasons can range from not enough money to personal discomfort.


Mine are

1) content actor (whether straight or gay... so fuck off, haterz)

2) drug dealer

3) owning or working in a pawnshop

What 3 jobs do you think are beneath you?

webmaster x 10-15-2004 03:14 AM

bump

HomeTown_Hero 10-15-2004 03:14 AM

Shooting Gay Content.

sh33p 10-15-2004 03:27 AM

These jobs must be some of the worst on the planet:
That's not to say I've done any of them. heh


1) Petroleum transfer technician aka fucking gas jockey.

2) Garbage truck driver

3) Latrine cleaner at McD's.

webmaster x 10-15-2004 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sh33p
These jobs must be some of the worst on the planet:
That's not to say I've done any of them. heh


1) Petroleum transfer technician aka fucking gas jockey.

2) Garbage truck driver

3) Latrine cleaner at McD's.

There's a latrine cleaner specialist at McDs?

polish_aristocrat 10-15-2004 03:28 AM

Spammer

pornJester 10-15-2004 03:30 AM

Coal miner
Garbage man
Toll booth person

webmaster x 10-15-2004 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
Spammer
:winkwink:

Joe Citizen 10-15-2004 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by webmaster x
2) drug dealer
Drug dealers provide an important community service.

:321GFY

webmaster x 10-15-2004 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Citizen
Drug dealers provide an important community service.

:321GFY

to drugged out hippies like you perhaps. Don't you have a tree to hug somewhere? or perhaps a tree to smoke?

phogirl69 10-15-2004 03:42 AM

1.hooker/prostitute

2.porn actress (nothing wrong with it, just not for me)

3.janitor, maid, waitress (anything having to do with cleaning and or in the service industry, I really don't like to "service" people and being at other people's beck and call, not humble/patient enough anymore to be doing stuff like that)

If I was poor enough though and absolutely had to, I could definitely do #3 even though I wouldn't like it, but never #1 or #2.

Telemarketing is pretty damn shitty too, I think that's a bit "beneath" me, would rather die than do that. Customer service sucks too, anything having to do with talking or dealing with the public/customers either on the phone or in person is in general very shitty. Some people are just naturally irate and bitchy and I can't handle that, it's very stressful me for me to deal
with difficult people all day.

MBS Auto 10-15-2004 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by webmaster x
There's a latrine cleaner specialist at McDs?
:thumbsup


An actor (oops I meant to say Waiter) :Graucho :Graucho


1) accountant

2) sanitation engineer

3) cop

http://www.laughandlift.com/laugh42.html

Drake 10-15-2004 03:46 AM

Stunt cock. I just won't do it.

MBS Auto 10-15-2004 03:47 AM

I forgot Spammer/Bummper





BUMP!!!:Kissmy

Sarah_Jayne 10-15-2004 04:10 AM

too easy to say things when we are not in the positions where we really have to decide. However, I would hope never to be a hooker or involved in drugs in anyway.

webmaster x 10-15-2004 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MBS Auto
:thumbsup


An actor (oops I meant to say Waiter) :Graucho :Graucho


LOL. Dude, I live in LA and I know EXACTLY what you mean.:thumbsup

beemk 10-15-2004 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by phogirl69
1.hooker/prostitute

2.porn actress (nothing wrong with it, just not for me)

WHAT?!?! theres a difference? :1orglaugh

webmaster x 10-15-2004 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
WHAT?!?! theres a difference? :1orglaugh
(Snorting chuckle)

Legally there is.

sacX 10-15-2004 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by webmaster x
Are there any jobs that you just won't do? Reasons can range from not enough money to personal discomfort.


Mine are

1) content actor (whether straight or gay... so fuck off, haterz)

2) drug dealer

3) owning or working in a pawnshop

What 3 jobs do you think are beneath you?

I saw this article of this Arab guy who owned a pawnshop in the centre of London near the casinos. He had all these mad cars from the high rollers had sold him for quick cash.

I wouldn't do many jobs that required me to get up before 9 in the morning.

SMG 10-15-2004 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by webmaster x
to drugged out hippies like you perhaps. Don't you have a tree to hug somewhere? or perhaps a tree to smoke?
O_o tree smoking is a rather fun hobby. It's kinda nice being stoned out of your mind while you do boring tasks like approving tgp/link list submissions ... makes things go faster :)

bigdog 10-15-2004 05:20 AM

sig whore

Herb Kornfield 10-15-2004 05:31 AM

1. Waiter.
2. Garbage man
3. Pizza shop delivery person.

mindoza 10-15-2004 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by webmaster x
Are there any jobs that you just won't do? Reasons can range from not enough money to personal discomfort.


Mine are

1) content actor (whether straight or gay... so fuck off, haterz)

2) drug dealer

3) owning or working in a pawnshop

What 3 jobs do you think are beneath you?

I worked in a pawn shop for 2 years. Crazy, but I enjoyed it.

s9ann0 10-15-2004 05:51 AM

I wouldn't say anythig is beneath me I mean I like to think if I needed the money I'd do anything

but then I mean some things just aren't worth doing maybe I'd get into some kinda crime instead like growing weed or something

slapass 10-15-2004 05:53 AM

Sewer worker
horse
prostitute

Those are all beneath me when doing their job.

Toolz 10-15-2004 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mindoza
I worked in a pawn shop for 2 years. Crazy, but I enjoyed it.
Yeah I'm thinking owning a pawn shop would be pretty sweet. Everyone down on their luck trying to dump their wordly crap for quick cash.

s9ann0 10-15-2004 05:56 AM

actualyl come to think of it i'd never work in internet porn

TheLegacy 10-15-2004 06:04 AM

any three jobs that pay less than what I am making now !!

gornyhuy 10-15-2004 06:12 AM

1)Assistant Crack Whore
2)Shit Taster
3)Sales

:winkwink:

Herb Kornfield 10-15-2004 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
1)Assistant Crack Whore
2)Shit Taster
3)Sales

:winkwink:


Sales - you will make the most cash ever of anything that you can take up.

xclusive 10-15-2004 06:14 AM

I would do anything that I needed too so that I would provide food for my wife and 2 kids...

emmanuelle 10-15-2004 08:38 AM

I think the truly successful people in life, are the ones who will not rule anything out.

Whatever it takes to get where one wants to be, or to put food on one's table.

and for the record, society thinks of pornographers, on about the same level as drug dealers, so get over yourselves

Gynecologist 10-15-2004 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HomeTown_Hero
Shooting Gay Content.
:thumbsup

LadyMischief 10-15-2004 08:41 AM

I don't feel that any job is below me. That would mean that I would feel I'm better than all the people in the world who do those jobs, and when it all comes down to it, that's bullshit.

I'm a mom.. I wade through diapers, vomit, blood, dishes, and just about everything else in the course of a day, week, month, etc. If I were to stick my nose up in the air and make myself better than everyone else, nothing would be accomplished, ever.

EscortBiz 10-15-2004 08:43 AM

1) CEO of a fortune 500 company

2) President of the United States

3) Fox News anchor

mardigras 10-15-2004 08:59 AM

There are jobs I wouldn't want and jobs I couldn't do but if I needed a job I wouldn't consider any beneath me.

BitterPen 10-15-2004 09:04 AM

1. Politician (fucking corrupt)
2. Doctor (loss of patients)
3. Veterenarian (loss of patients)

Hard to just name 3. I don't know that those are "beneath" me, but I know I would NEVER do them! :2 cents:

BitterPen 10-15-2004 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief


I'm a mom.. I wade through diapers, vomit, blood, dishes, and just about everything else in the course of a day, week, month, etc. If I were to stick my nose up in the air and make myself better than everyone else, nothing would be accomplished, ever.

AMEN! There aren't jobs beneath me... but jobs I wouldn't have. If in dire need, I would take whatever was available! :thumbsup

MikeVega 10-15-2004 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike33
Stunt cock. I just won't do it.
Don't worry...you can't be a stunt cock with 3 inches anyway..:1orglaugh

Wiggles 10-15-2004 09:08 AM

mcdonalds employee, burger king employee, catty.

Jakke PNG 10-15-2004 09:09 AM

Cab driver
Security guard
Rent-a-cop

Been all. They're all shit. I *hated* looking at people in a shop thru monitors if they'd happen to steal something. Pay was shit, I got death threts from gypsys and it was VERY unsatisfying.

Tam 10-15-2004 09:14 AM

That would all depend on how hungry my kids are, if they were hungry and I had no cash to feed them then there isn't a job on the planet that is beneath me.

NOW, if I had choices and money wasn't an issue, the three that are beneath me are:

1) Waitress - simply because they get treated like pond scum and have no alternative but to be nice to those that treat them as such.
2) Drug dealer - it's illegal and too much of a risk of one of my dealers getting drugs to kids
3) Telemarketer - GOD I hate those fucking people and I wouldn't ever want people to hate me like that, so this is not on my list of favorite jobs.

Those are three of them that IF my kids are all fed and doing well, you couldn't pay me enough to do. IF they were hungry, I would not like it, but would do it to feed them, looking for the first exit I could find out of them. lol

ProjectNaked 10-15-2004 09:18 AM

1. blow job
2. rim job
3. hand job

do I win????

:1orglaugh

scoreman 10-15-2004 09:19 AM

Depending on the situation I would say nothing.

detoxed 10-15-2004 10:40 AM

a pawnshop? Wow so a million dollar business is beneath you?

Goatse 10-15-2004 12:42 PM

Pretty much anything that involves manual labor or human interaction.

DX 10-15-2004 12:46 PM

When you have a family to provide for, there should be NO job beneath you.

BoNgHiTtA 10-15-2004 12:46 PM

1) Crack Whore
2) Assistant Crack Whore

Dildozer 10-15-2004 12:54 PM

1) Politician and anything associated with politics (corrupt and hypocrits they all are)

2) Working for anyone else except maybe family business

3) Oracle Porn

JayRevenue 10-15-2004 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by emmanuelle
and for the record, society thinks of pornographers, on about the same level as drug dealers, so get over yourselves
:thumbsup


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