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Eric 10-14-2004 02:41 PM

How many people clean their toilets like this??? I think I will try it.
 
How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.



Sincerely,

The Dog

eroswebmaster 10-14-2004 02:41 PM

I think I'm gonna try that.

Yo Adrian 10-14-2004 02:43 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

smack 10-14-2004 02:43 PM

it's got potential.

Tam 10-14-2004 02:44 PM

Just do NOT use a kitten, whatever you do, I tried this once when someone told me about it, and all I had was a kitten...... and we never seen him come out after we flushed it, she was gone too!!!! So ALWAYS ALWAYS use an ADULT cat when cleaning the toilet using this method!!! :1orglaugh










OK OK OK, it was a damn joke...... I didn't really do this........








My husband did..............



NOT!!!!!! rotfl

Keev 10-14-2004 02:45 PM

:thumbsup :1orglaugh

xclusive 10-14-2004 02:46 PM

they only do that in select parts of arkansas where it's legal...

pornguy 10-14-2004 02:47 PM

Did that 2 times this week.

thanks for the reminder for tomorrows wash.

The Other Sweetie 10-14-2004 02:47 PM

Excellent idea. I think I'll go steal my neighbor's cat for a few minutes. :winkwink:

WiredGuy 10-14-2004 02:47 PM

hahahahaha, this is hilarious !
WG

BoNgHiTtA 10-14-2004 02:47 PM

LOL thats a tidy bowl fresh cat.

Loryn 10-14-2004 02:50 PM

I love this:

Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

Poor kitty has no idea what fun is about to happen!!! :1orglaugh

Vitasoy 10-14-2004 02:53 PM

Sounds fimilar, I think I read this before. :)

Manowar 10-14-2004 02:55 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

WiredGuy 10-14-2004 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
I love this:

Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

Poor kitty has no idea what fun is about to happen!!! :1orglaugh


I wonder if the kitty will be keen on doing this after the 2nd or 3rd time the toilet gets the cleaning.

WG

axelcat 10-14-2004 02:56 PM

:1orglaugh

loverboy 10-14-2004 02:57 PM

poor cat :(

Lucy 10-14-2004 02:58 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Doctor Dre 10-14-2004 03:00 PM

That could actually be really fucking funny


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