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My friends are pricks. They all went to go see Americian Pie at the theatres in Toronto 2 days ago. The part with the superglue and the dick. Ya so they though it would be funny. They did the exact same thing to my buddy fred in Wasaga beach last night. He was rushed to the hospital with muscle tension , And sever inflamation of something from his shaft. Apparently something teared , He was using a towel to wipe of the excess once he found out it was glue and the towel got stuck rather than his hand. So he was tearing and pulling and he fucked just about everything in MR.COCK Poor guy , hes been crying all night , i would to if i might never be able to use my dick again. Offer him some comfort so when he gets back i can make him see the board so he can at least try and laugh at his misfortune.
Please no one be a dick.

Heh.. That's pretty fucked up.

I'd say he has some time off work to totally plot some fitting revenge. I'm thinking cut brake lines and such. Damn.

But really.. Something I've always wanted to do to someone is buy like a few bags of super-quick-dry cement, go find their car, and put it on blocks. Then slash his tires, and fill with cement. Let dry, and lower the car.

God I'd love to see someone drive off with cement filled tires.. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif


Either that or if they have a house, get a bunch of buddies and a big dump truck. Dig a bigass motherfucking hole in his yard while he sleeps, and truck away the dirt. That would also be semi-hilarious.

Oh well, wish him luck!

-Phil

I don't get it. How could they coax him to do this, even assuming he didn't know it was super glue.

Did they ask for his hand, put a liquid on it, then say "O.K. Now grab your penis."?

They did exactly what they did in the movie. They convinced him to use a jelly to last longer. They made a whole big story about how if it feels better when you do it alone you can control it better when your with a woman. Hes had problems ever since he was little. He has called in to the sunday night sex show 100 times he has tried tantra , thats why my friends did it to him. He was just like the guy in the movie. My friends arent that dumb to just do it to do it . They did it cuz things were just convenient. And now my buds in a hospital with a broken dick. If that was me i would of pulled a phil and filled my friends tires with cements. If my dick is fucked then so are they.

Just saw this movie tonight. Very funny. Just about as good as the first one.

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Its official. My friend has sever damage. Their operating on him tonight. He lost all his foreskin all around. They had to cut it off because the towel was wrapped around the shaft. Seriously pray for our fellow man that he may one day fuck again.

I haven't seen the movie, but I don't understand how I ever would be tricked to put superglue on my penis. Call me crazy...

For future reference - fingernail polish remover (acetone) will remove superglue. I would think that would sting fairly bad, but you deserve a little pain if you put SUPERGLUE on your FREAKING penis.

If this was done to me - everything the person had and owned would be superglued together - including their eyelids, lips and nostrils.

If this is in fact true, you and your friends deserve a Darwin Award. That is by far one of the stupidest things to do ever. How old are you guys? 14? Do you realize that movies aren't real and shouldn't be emulated? You geniuses are the reason why the media jumps all over movies like this.

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I can't believe you guys are taking this silly story seriously. Here's the profile on your storyteller:

Total Posts: 11
Current Email: Not available.
Homepage: http://
Occupation: Student
Location: Toronto , Ontario , Canada
Interests: Web Design , Soccer , Females , Marketing , Money
ICQ Number: 125841887

I don't believe any of it for a minute.

If it's serious I hope he makes the same to all of you. You'll all love. But some glue in the ass too. Bah, go fuck yourself.


Or you and your friends are maniacs or your very idiot posting this here.

That is just wrong http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/frown.gif

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Yes i would belive that this guy is full of BS

So

GO FUCK YOUR FORSKINLESS PENIS FRIEND :P

If it's serious I hope you and your friends have Viagra overdose.

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What the FX industry has taught me: (By RedShoe)

SuperGlue / CrazyGlue is a strong adhesive material known in the industry as Cyno-Acrylate (aka Cyno). It is rumored to have been developed for military combat to provide "on site" medical attention, during the Vietnam war. Because of it's strong adhesion, you could literally glue wounds closed until further medical attention could be achieved.

After the war the it didn't pass government standards to be used in hospitals here in the United States, and so it went on the consumer shelves as a "super strong adhesive"

In the fx industry there are many, many different forms of this adhesive. From super thin (like water) to ultra thick (like hair gel). We now have available to us, a Cyno Accellerator. It will harden Cyno, in under a second.

Because this "glue" is so strong, there had to be a way to get it off skin, in case of emergencies. Well, you can. There is a chemical known as "cyno-debonder" it does just that. It softens the hardened glue, and will eventually remove it completely.

That said, there is no way a doctor would cut off foreskin because glue was wrapped around it.

Also it's a fact that every 11 days we regenerate new skin. Every 11 days we are a completely new person.

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This is all over a BS story submitted by a supposed student (high school...shouldn't be here, university...should know better) with no e-mail address no site (at least not in the preferences).

Do I smell Boneprone? Someone with whose sense of humor generally involves making other people look foolish, anyway.

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Its nice to see the only smart one on this thread is a boneprone family member.

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Unseenworld, I consider you family as well by the way.



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Also you should know my style better that Mr. Unseenworld..

My stories are much more entertaining, and I post them under my name, not that of some wanna be bonehead.

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is american pie 2 any good ? its not out in england for a year or somthing http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/frown.gif

Hey unseen. Im a fucking student at at university getting my masters smart ass. My friends are dumbasses. Im a succesful home business owner. My stats were just to get on this fucking post to see if i could make some partners. You dont have to believe it the story. But keep your dick head remarks to yourself. Im gonna post pictures up of his dick if i can for a joke if he lets me. Maybe then i can stick the url up your ass. And for the person with the doctors report. They didnt cut it off to take the godamn towel of. yoU COULD RIp it off if you wanted , His foreskin has sever laceration and they had to operate on his shaft, This was all due to complications due to the fucking glue. Not solely in response to the fucking glue.

You guys are all dicks. All making your money with porn working 12 to 20 hours a day. Im making a clean 3 Gs a week running a successful home business. I would of involved some of you if i had made partners. But honestly. To hell with the lot of you.

Seee Ya And by the way this is not for those who were curtious to a fellow poster. Its good that a few of us have not been soured.

See Ya ...

[This message has been edited by Demonic Angel (edited 08-20-2001).]

I think it's obvious to all of us from the content and tenor of your outburst that you are in fact a HIGH SCHOOL sophomore, not anyone working on a Master's Degree. I think I may speak for a lot of us when I say we're so glad you revealed yourself before any of us got involved in your business, if indeed you have one beyond mowing people's lawns for candy money.

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Most people that are going to school for a Master's Degree - can actually spell it - along with using correct punctuation in the rest of their writing. Learn how to write English before you post such crap. It makes you look like a moron to the few on the board that can.

Where are you going - the Sally Struther's School?

What do you expect with a post on GFY? People would write sympathy cards? I am not saying it is NOT possible to do what you are suggesting, but anyone that stupid probably can't read anyway. None of it make any sense. If he has cuts, - which is what you are claiming - why would they operate on it? The only operation that needs to be done is a brain transplant.

And we are all sad that we will miss out on your business scheme. That is exactly what I do when I am making good money - make posts telling people about a friend's penis and try to get parteners off a porn board. Too bad we were too stupid to take advantage.

I knew it some moron would comment on my spelling. On my mothers life I just wanted to test the peoples of this board and see if someone was actually pathetic enough to to comment on it. Hahahaha your all so very , very predictable. Well anyways you might want to kick yourselves in the ass (all those who oppose the force of Demonic Angel ) Im in complex turntable ecommerce right now. Its bleeding edge technology , Oh wait I don't want to sell to myself again. I might use words to big that might jst prove im trying to be an intellect now. RIGHT , RIGHT GUYS Hahahahahah This board is great entertainment I must say. And unseen your still a dick after I posted a nice comment for you in your last post.

Anyways guys and gals, I got of to a bad start in here. I would like the chance to redeem myself. Hopefully you all have light hearts in your spare time. Perhaps there might be some space for a Demonic Soul.

The board rocks by the way

Yes, I am the moron. I see your spelling doesn't improve on the second time around. Why I bother even replying - I do not know.

you got "OFF" to a bad start and we learned the difference between "to" and "too" in 2nd grade here.

Writing/Vocabulary, by the way, is the number #1 predictor of intelligence - you might know that if you had a brain. That is one reason why colleges require essays. You would never get into a decent college with your writing much less a Master's Degree.

What a way to make yourself welcome. Go to one of the warez boards - you will fit in fine over there.

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You got me. Im just a dumb useless high school dropout. And fuck warez. Those are true retards. The fact that I have been up for almost 8 days now with no sleep has not crossed anyones minds. I just found out my mother has cancer. My spelling is of no importance. I just com ehere and keep on typing. I make alot of typos and i dont really dont care. It has nothing to do with intelligence. Writing skills are not the fucking nor are they a surefire detection of true intellect. Of course you to fucking stupid to see that. Your just another stiff typing away cuz your dick is soft so you get upset with people who perform typos. And why. Its simple reall , your just pissed off at yourself and taking your grief out on an easy target is a simple outlet. Well im hear, here , heer , heear. Hahaha . there now you have um duh many typeeos to correct um duh....

hahahaha I love you guys. Cant wait to see someone post up a message saying then if your mother is sick why are you posting messages here. Or some other dumb fucking excuse .......

I just have to make one thing clear. I made a million typos on purpose to satisfy the true intellects of this chat. Dont go of now on my sentence structure and grammarerrer

Dumbass. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

This story made my dick hurt.