Some wordplay jokes
 

1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

3. Two cows standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.

4. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there any thing you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "Why?? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy."

5. Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so one of them must be. It's either my mom or my dad or maybe my older brother Calvin or my younger brother Ho-Chin. But I'm pretty sure it's Calvin.

6. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

7. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

What's thin, brown and sticky?



































a stick

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