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Working people frequently ask retired folks what they do to make their
days interesting... Here's what one guy has to say.
I went to the store the other day. I was in there for only about five
minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I
went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a
break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I suggested he was fatherless. He glared at me and started writing
another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it
on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more
tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner, and this one had a
"Bush-Cheney" bumper sticker on it.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

It's important at our age.

haha tahts too funny lol

haha

REDNECK VASECTOMY
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> After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple
> decided that was enough, as they could not afford
> a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian
> and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to
> have any more children.
>
> The doctor told him that there was a procedure called
> a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was
> expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor,
> "is to go home, get a cherry bomb,"
> (fireworks are legal in Alabama) "light it, put it in a beer can,
> then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
>
> The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest
> tool in the shed, but I don' t see how putting a cherry bomb
> in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
>
> "Trust me," said the doctor.
>
> So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
> He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
>
> "1"
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>
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> "2"
>
>
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> "3"
>
>
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> "4"
>
>
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> "5"
>
>
>
> At which point he paused, placed the beer can between
> his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
>
> This procedure also works in Tennessee, Georgia, Arkansas,Louisiana,
> Mississippi, West Virginia and Virginia

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Boobmaster said something usefull the other day.

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