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LOL: Female Aussie sleepwalking sex case

:eek2

Maybe a new niche ????

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ANBERRA, Australia (AP) -- A woman seduced and had sex with strangers while she slept and later had no recollection of her infidelities due to a sleeping disorder, her Sydney doctor has said.

The middle-aged woman had no idea that she was sneaking from her house at night in search of sex with random strangers until her partner awoke, discovered she was missing from the bedroom, and found her having sex with another man, Royal Prince Alfred Hospital sleep medicine physician Peter Buchanan told the Sydney Morning Herald.

Her partner was already aware that she was a sleep walker and also had been confounded by condoms he found strewn around the house,Buchanan said.

Buchanan will discuss the case when he lectures on sleep sex -- the disorder has yet to be given a formal title -- at the Annual Scientific Meeting of the Australasian Sleep Association in Sydney at the weekend.

"It is very complex, elaborated motor behaviour during sleep," Buchanan told Australian Broadcasting Corp. radio Thursday.

"People are often stunned and overwhelmed when they're told what they've been doing."

The partners and doctors of people suffering from the disorder often do not believe the acts were committed while they slept, he said.

"It's very stressful both for them, for their partner or for their relationship," Buchanan said. "It also promotes an intense sense of embarrassment on their part, their partner's behalf and this inhibits people coming forward to seek potentially helpful professional intervention."

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/World/20...669116-ap.html

Never tought of that excuse .... Bet it will show up now more often...

:1orglaugh
I should use that on :Graucho

haha thats a awesome excuse to use, blame it on the sleep disorder

best lie I have seen used in a while. I think I will try it on my wife and see if I get away with it.

That's the funniest excuse I've ever heard :1orglaugh

haha crazy shit. I bet she did double anal while sleeping walkin'

her husband actually believed that shit ?

Dont think the cops will buy that you can sleep use an ATM to get money for your sleep hiring of a prostitute for sleep sex.

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Originally posted by mdcq
Dont think the cops will buy that you can sleep use an ATM to get money for your sleep hiring of a prostitute for sleep sex.

Our legal system has had worse defences...I'm gonna use that one.

thats some funny shit hahaha

My X claimed the same thing ...
lol

funny story

I thought that I had heard them all !!! I feel bad for that dude; she should excuse herself from his life immediately.

GROSS! He was getting sloppy seconds from a sleepwalking slut!!! LOL :1orglaugh

Why didnt I think of that :glugglug

[QUOTE]Originally posted by directfiesta

Maybe a new niche ????

The article said, "Buchanan will discuss the case when he lectures on sleep sex -- the disorder has yet to be given a formal title --"

That's a great idea for a new niche! How about calling it N.L.N.M. ?!? (NARCOLEPTIC NYMPHOMANIACS)

I think I need a "nap" ...:sleep

[QUOTE]Originally posted by marley murphy

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Originally posted by directfiesta

Maybe a new niche ????

The article said, "Buchanan will discuss the case when he lectures on sleep sex -- the disorder has yet to be given a formal title --"

That's a great idea for a new niche! How about calling it N.L.N.M. ?!? (NARCOLEPTIC NYMPHOMANIACS)

I think I need a "nap" ...:sleep

:1orglaugh I think I will go cruising for NLNM's later tonight :winkwink:

I wish i had known this excuse in college. I was drunk and went into the girls room next door to my gf and started to get in bed with her until she started screaming and I realized I was in the wrong room. :)

hmm...she gave me an idea.:Graucho :Graucho

geeez! what a lame excuse for bitching around when her man is asleep! :321GFY