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adamneve 10-14-2004 01:14 AM

when will bush present Bin Laden?
 
what are the chances Usama Bin Laden will be "caught" in the next 2 weeks?

Fake Nick 10-14-2004 01:17 AM

0%

osama wont be caught before september 2005

he will be dead by october 2005

Kerry will have his corps in hands of the FBI for inspection by november 2005

:)

WarChild 10-14-2004 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by adamneve
what are the chances Usama Bin Laden will be "caught" in the next 2 weeks?
What are the chances that people can keep secrets?

President Clinton couldn't keep a blowjob secret and that was just between two people. Iran Contra, Watergate again not secret. Iraqi Prisoner abuses, wide out in the open.

You believe that Bin Laden was captured and is being held, and everyone's keeping their mouths shut? Doubtful.

smack 10-14-2004 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WarChild
What are the chances that people can keep secrets?

President Clinton couldn't keep a blowjob secret and that was just between two people. Iran Contra, Watergate again not secret. Iraqi Prisoner abuses, wide out in the open.

You believe that Bin Laden was captured and is being held, and everyone's keeping their mouths shut? Doubtful.

yeah someone would have to leak it. unless they killed all the people who caught him and shipped him in a blank container to a secret CIA facility. :winkwink:

TheJimmy 10-14-2004 01:22 AM

won't be caught until after the elections...


Bush needs him as the reason to attack Iran where he has been hanging out lately according to some...


Osama being harboured + nuc development = Iran is next on the liberation map


:/

smack 10-14-2004 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheJimmy
won't be caught until after the elections...


Bush needs him as the reason to attack Iran where he has been hanging out lately according to some...


Osama being harboured + nuc development = Iran is next on the liberation map


:/

funny how the term "imperialism" gave way to "liberating"

jigg 10-14-2004 01:43 AM

while it is likely it could be buried in secret, rest assured the media are diging with all they've got. especially after journalists started to be held in contempt for not revealing their sources. it's like a war out there to dig out as much shit as possible against this administration.

but considering that the "osama will pop right before election time" has been mentioned widely in the media i don't think Bush and kronies would do it, if they held Osama they could pop him outta the hole after the win to show off



who knows

Gynecologist 10-14-2004 02:40 AM

They would have "caught" him already. I really thought they would produce him by now.

VeriSexy 10-14-2004 02:58 AM

:1orglaugh You guys really think the Bin Laden family will allow him to be caught and killed?

theFeTiShLaDy 10-14-2004 03:00 AM

that's a good question adamneve!:winkwink:

Gheenz 10-14-2004 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WarChild
What are the chances that people can keep secrets?

President Clinton couldn't keep a blowjob secret and that was just between two people. Iran Contra, Watergate again not secret. Iraqi Prisoner abuses, wide out in the open.

You believe that Bin Laden was captured and is being held, and everyone's keeping their mouths shut? Doubtful.

Well stated. Too many people would have to be involved, mouths talk, secrets get leaked. It's the government we're talking about after all.

coolfuck 10-14-2004 07:12 AM

the change are like my ratio 1;10000

Basic_man 10-14-2004 07:14 AM

Before the elections for sure!

NoCarrier 10-14-2004 07:17 AM

They wouldn't be spending so much money for TV ads if they had him in custody.

Kel 10-14-2004 07:27 AM

Nice conspiracy theory. BTW, Elvis is stive alive too :1orglaugh .

FYI - Osama Bin Laden died almost a year ago due to health reasons. His closest gave him a ceremonial burial in the mountains bordering Afghanistan and Pakistan vowing to one another never to tell - so as to keep his mystique alive and not to demoralize the Radical Islam movement. :2 cents:

mardigras 10-14-2004 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kel
Nice conspiracy theory. BTW, Elvis is stive alive too :1orglaugh .

FYI - Osama Bin Laden died almost a year ago due to health reasons. His closest gave him a ceremonial burial in the mountains bordering Afghanistan and Pakistan vowing to one another never to tell - so as to keep his mystique alive and not to demoralize the Radical Islam movement. :2 cents:

If they vowed to one another never to tell... how are you telling us this?:upsidedow

Rochard 10-14-2004 10:31 AM

Sometime next week - Unless they suddenly discover WMD in Iraq....

hottoddy 10-14-2004 10:34 AM

All the GFY libs have been proclaiming this will happen since last spring. Their insight and brilliance continues to shine ... :1orglaugh

TondaB 10-14-2004 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kel
Nice conspiracy theory. BTW, Elvis is stive alive too :1orglaugh .

FYI - Osama Bin Laden died almost a year ago due to health reasons. His closest gave him a ceremonial burial in the mountains bordering Afghanistan and Pakistan vowing to one another never to tell - so as to keep his mystique alive and not to demoralize the Radical Islam movement. :2 cents:

This theory is actually quite possible. Osama Bin Laden has been on dialysis for years. 1)It takes a toll on your body and because you have an open shunt you are more prone to infection. 2) The machines used to clean your blood are quite massive in size and in my opinion it would be very difficult to hide while having to be at this machine several times a week at least.

FlyingIguana 10-14-2004 10:39 AM

it would have been done already

pornguy 10-14-2004 10:40 AM

I think he will appear in custody about 2.5 weeks before the election.


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