Deep thoughts part 2
 

JACK HANDY


Jack deserves his own thread.

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.


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WTF? That was a waste of my time...

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

lmao...sounds like something a few of the idiots from here would do.:1orglaugh

When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.


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for anyone who doesnt know, these are from saturday night live.